Another kid named J.C. is standing off to the side with his friends, reading a letter.

�What?! A skater? She left me for a skater?!�

His friend Joey tries to comfort him.

�It�s okay man, she wasn�t worth it anyway.�

�Naw man, they�re all going to pay!�

He walks off angrily, bumping into a group of losers walking in the opposite direction.

�Damn it! Watch where you people are going!�

The losers, led by a hick named Rusty, continue walking down the hall until they bump into Kylie, a girl who wears no makeup, doesn�t know the meaning of the word cleavage, and prays on the bible hourly. They laugh and point at her obnoxiously as she clutches her books and walks towards the library. On the way she passes a beautiful girl named Britney bursts out laughing as her friend Christina knocks Kylie�s books out of her hands and they walk away.

�I heard you went on a date with Phil last night, what happened?� Jessica asked Christina.

�Please, I would hardly call that going out! The jerk made me pay for EVERYTHING! Then, he had the nerve to ask me when our next date was!� Christina vented.

�Too bad you can�t find a perfect guy like my Nick� Said Jessica

�Oh puh-lease! I heard from Kristen�s cousin�s, best friend�s dad�s, uncle�s nephew�s sister, Monica, that works at the mall, that Nick was macin� on some other girl at the Gap!�

�Ewww, the Gap?!�

�That�s right�

�I told you that you should have kicked him to the curb.� Added Britney. �Oh it is so over, he can ju-�

Justin, the nerd being carried by the crowd, runs past them, almost knocking them down.

�Watch it you geek!� Snapped Britney

�They should keep people like that on a leash, for real.� Put in Christina.

They all scream as they are suddenly knocked down to the ground by the football team that�s chasing Justin.

Justin quickly turns a corner the office, followed closely by the team. He continues running past offices until he reaches one labeled �Principal and runs into�. He pushes the door open, only to find it empty and that he has nowhere else to go. The group has him now, two guys are holding him by the arms as the captain is talking trash, about to beat him up.

�Well, well, well, if it isn�t the little bitch!� Shouted the leader.

�ME the little bitch? What�d YOU have to do to get on the team?� Responded Justin.

The captain looks around at his fellow football players, angry and embarrassed.

�Shut up dweeb!� He snapped, socking him in the stomach.

Justin, gasping for air, managed to spit out, �Stop guys, I don�t want to hurt you!�

They all start howling with laughter.

�You�re going to hurt us! I�m so scared!� Said the captain mockingly.

He laughs and grabs him from his friends by the shirt, accidentally ripping it. Justin looks down at his shirt, then back up at the leader with a demonic look on his face.

�That was my favorite shirt. You�re going to be sorry you did that.�

Before they could start laughing again, Justin attacks them with advanced karate moves. The fight continues for awhile until only the leader is left standing. He frantically runs out of the room, but as he�s running, he turns around to see if Justin is behind him. He sees that he�s not there, but when he turns around, he�s standing right in front of him.

�Who are you?!� Cried the leader!

Justin grabs him by the shirt and pulls him in really close. His voice gets deep like Batman�s as he says

�I�m Justin Timberlake. Tell your friends about me.�

He then head butts him and throws him on the ground. Everyone in the office is staring in astonishment, including the school newspaper editor who was talking to the secretary. She whips out a pen and pad and begins writing, when Wally the janitor, a tall, Scottish, easily angered guy, walks past and sees the mess.

�OH NO!!! I�m going to have to clean this up!�

Like I said, it�s just a typical day of high school.


Chapter 2