| About the Author |
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| *I apologize for the lack of a real picture, none were available. He fears loosing his soul. |
| Eric Robert Bradshaw Bennett Known Aliases: Lothar, Big E, The Sexiest Man Alive, Feed Me, Big Foot, Eric the Viking, Fucko Unknown Aliases: Antonio Banderas, Love Pump, Steve Social Security Number: ***-****-** Turn Ons: Sex Turn Offs: Lack of Sex Bio: Eric was born in Worcester, Massachusetts and has yet to die. |