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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 9Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies. The owner of the shop is annoyed by the number of requests she gets for the stuffed toys, and is quite rude to Mr. Malone. He asks about Barbie Dolls. The shop owner is willing to help until he asks for "Beanie Barbie".
Bobby Fletcher calls for a job. He belches into the phone at the most inopportune times. He mentions that he saw the help wanted sign late at night as he was driving home drunk. Earl wants nothing to do with one who drives under the influence.
Hadassah Guberman calls for the Department of Waste Management and discusses how much solid waste comes from the resident's toilet. "Hold it in, we all win" "Don't be a hog, hold the log!"
Birchum gets an estimate: Dick Birchum calls a mover about moving his 600-lb wife from the bed to the hospital, since the ambulance service quoted $3500. "After 14 years of marriage, I was humping a fold!"
Confucious say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget!
Danny Calls Caterer. Danny calls "Michelle's Kitchen" about catering a family reunion, and vomits uncontrollably.
Elmer calls in a complaint. Elmer Higgins calls Cox Cable regarding the "disgusting comedy protrayed by puppets" that he sees on the television, and begins rambling about the good old days.
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