Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 7

Hadassah Guberman is conducting a random survey of Oprah Magazine subscribers.

• Hadassah Guberman portrayed by Sarah Silverman

A dog puppet steps in some human poo, and asks, "Now isn't that ironic?"

Spoonie Luv is pitching his greeting card ideas to a greeting card manufacturer. The first two are bland greeting card fluff, the rest are quite dirty and descriptive. "Strip Club, Strip Club, where are thy? Strip Club Strip Club, I shot jizz in my eye!"

• Spoonie Luv portrayed by Tracy Morgan

Confucious say "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew!"

Sav McCauley is playing "The Phone Zone (Americas New Game Show Sensation)" with a random contestant. "Next question, did you thoroughly wipe your ass after your last bowel movement?" "I don't reckon I did."

• Sav McCauley portrayed by Dane Cook

Bobby Fletcher has a question about cellular service. He's giving his grandfather a bath, threatening to drown him if he doesn't sit still. He follows through on the threat, killing his grandfather, and continues to ask questions about the cell plan.

• Bobby Fletcher portrayed by Jim Florentine

Ween performs at the Rusty Trombone.

• Ween portrayed by Ween