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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 6The YPS Employees don't care that a woman's package is lost and anger her with their apathy. Her husband gets on the phone and threatens to get them fired.
Niles Standish needs Calligraphy for invitations for his "Ass-slapping Festival". He insists he can afford whatever her price is and he'll pay half that. The woman on the other end is appalled that she is being asked to make invitations for such a thing.
Helen Higgins calls a pet store and complains that her son trained the parrot to say vulgar words. The pet shop insists they can re-train the parrot to say acceptable phrases with tapes in the store.
Bobby Fletcher would like to work at the Alternative Counseling Center for kids with drug problems. He blows his cover when he talks to his roommate about weed and heroin. He explains to the receptionist that he wants to sell the drugs to kids.
Tony DeLoge, a candidate for District Selectman, is making campaign calls. He explains to this couple, if they promise to vote for him, he will do everything in his power to kick the crap out of their son and take back their stuff.
Hey kid, this Karl Malone murging you to conserve water. If it's yellow, it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
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