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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 34Niles has a complaint. He offered $500 cash to a store employee to eat a used kleenex. The employee would not eat it and became belligerent. The person taking this call is doing the same.
Jack is in the market for a used car. Jack is calling about a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee. He's asking the usual questions, though while the young lady is answering, he's making monkey noises.
Gladys tries to do the right thing. She's teaching her son that if he does the right thing, he gets a reward. When the ATM starts spitting out money, she won't disclose the location until the reward amount is final.
Kevin wants a new playmate. He calls regarding a Russian bride service, though the person on the other end of the line doesn't take this 9 year old seriously.
Theo calls to adopt some kittens. He has severe allergies and denies being allergic to cats. The call is full of him snotting all over the residence. Esperanza's Cold Chillin'. She walked through the freezer aisle at her local supermarket two days before. Her nipples are still rock hard. She's demanding an apology.
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