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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 33Birchum calls a Private Investigator: Dick Birchum needs proof that his son is beating off. When the PI is not available, he converses with the receptionist about her daughter, making inappropriate comments.
Stompie Wants to have some fun. Stompie is 72 years old and in need of one last fling. He wants to go out of this world like he came into it: butt naked and screaming! He wants a woman who won't stop until his heart does!
Wslly Calls an Exterminator: Wally is in need of someone to kill a palomino, but thinks the exterminator is a threat to him. Ed Calls a plant nursery. Special Ed has learned a new song. He needs people to yell cheer when he finishes. The people yell too soon. "You people Cheer Bad!!!"
Jack needs a Personal Trainer. Jack needs someone to train him, but won't let the receptionist say anything. The receptionist gets pissed off with him.
Hadassah gets a new job. Hadassah Guberman works for Camelot Communications and is telling a customer about complementary features for the phone. Her superiors get involved and the people are left thinking their phone service is nixed.
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