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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 32Bobby Needs a Locksmith: Bobby "Nordstrom" needs a locksmith at 1 AM to open the doors, get past the alarm and haul the safe out of Nordstrom's. The first caller gives the phone to his boss, who sees through him.
Gladys Calls a Breast Feeding Expert: Gladys is concerned that she's running a little dry. Why shouldn't she be? She's feeding an 8, 12 and 15 year old, as well as her husband!
Terrence needs a hand with his new boss: Terrence Catheter is Mickey Rooney's Personal Assistant. He needs a poop scoop service to come to Mickey Rooney's hotel room once a day and scoop up after him.
Ken needs to hire a bodygaurd. He needs someone to help control his Obsessive Compulsive disorder by swatting his hands and punching his stomach.
Cammie Teaches Teens about Sex: Cammie wants to teach teens about sex in Oregon. She wants to put the organ in Oregon. Everything but intercourse! She wants to send materials to the school, including nudes of herself. She's the BJ Queen.
Ray Needs Language Lessons: Ray is looking for Klingon Language Lessons, he's looking for connections between his girlfriend's adopted Klingon culture and his own Jewish culture.
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