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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 31Hadassah has a problem with her new toy: Her mother bought her a talking stuffed bear that says "Papa Bear want it in the back door!"
The Concierge conducts a survey: The Concierge conducts a survey of a keynote speaker as he's getting ready in the morning. "God is recording this for the judgement day!" "Will He have puppets re-enact it?"
Danny has questions about childbirth: Danny found out his wife is pregnant and needs some information, but vomits every time the recipient gets descriptive.
Katie Needs Help with a Book Report: Katie is offering a tutor some money to write a book report for her. The tutor does not accept payment from children, depsite Katie's best attempts
Bobby Calls to make a reservation for his family. Every time the person on the other end has a question, they hand the phone to a brother. "Let me put my brother on the phone."
Bernard Higgins tries to make a secret call. Bernard is calling a rest home for his father, Elmer. Elmer picks up the phone, Bernard plays it cool like he's calling a video store, and the receptionist plays along.
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