Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 29

Niles Standish has a new hobby: Niles calls a gym and asks a personal trainer if he could hunt him. The trainer gets nothing but a loincloth and fruit roll-ups.

• Niles Standish portrayed by Tony Barbieri

Samir wants to throw a party. He needs a banner that says "Islam is Number One" and a pinata of George Bush, filled with candy. Blood red candy. The patriotic store owner is deeply offended. Samir ends the call with "America is Satan!"

• Samir portrayed by Fred Armisen

Clay needs a gift for his girlfriend. He's looking at quilts. His brother needs to translate the speech impediment, but the person doing the translating has the impediment.

• Clay portrayed by Brian Posehn

Terence needs a new pair of boots for his clients Hall and Oates. Remember them? Maneater? Our House? They're looking for Anteater boots.

• Terence Catheter portrayed by Jimmy Kimmel

Checkup Time for CammieShe calls a Gynecologist's office and asks if she gets a discount for a "nice" hoo-haa. How about if she flashes her breasts? They're very nice. Most people freak out when they see her hoo-haa. It's incredible.

• Cammie portrayed by Lisa Kushell