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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 27Birchum needs some kids to help with some work around the house. He wants a Mexican kid, very appreciative. How about a Chinese kid? They have those shifty chink eyes, but they're hard workers. He needs a Black kid as the enforcer.
Cammie wants a special deal on a rental car. She just needs it for a couple of hours. She's hooking up with a guy, her carpets are getting cleaned. When the guy hangs up, she calls back, apologizing for being a whore.
Special Ed likes Donkey Kong. YAY!
Helen Higgins calls about the film that was dropped off. It should be her granddaughter's play, but it ends up being a nude man with a goatee, posing. In one picture, he's holding a dildo.
Jeff is looking for a new toy. The store carries black dildos, double dongers, but not double dongers with handles, but he can fix that anyways: his shop has handles. He also would like anal beads and a vibrating egg.
Concierge gives wake up call to a random room. It's 6:20! Time to wake up! The person hangs up, the concierge calls back and informs him that it's time to wake up, but asks him to count to ten and recite his ABCs (up to G) to prove he's awake!
Danny needs an engagement ring and a tennis bracelet. After he finds out the prices of these items, he vomits. He vomits everytime the person on the other end opens her mouth. When he asks if she's married, she says no, and he vomits.
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