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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 24Bobby Fletcher needs a loan. He doesn't want to answer any questions for his personal loan. He needs the money to pay off his bookie. He needs a clear car title so there's collateral to borrow against. He has a rental sitting in his driveway...
Elmer Higgins can't get out of bed. His adjustable bed has folded him in half after he mistook it for the television remote. He can't figure out the buttons on the bed. The person on the other end tells him that he should dial 9-1-1.
Niles Standish needs a new suit. He calls a place that makes doll clothes. He needs large size doll clothing for himself. If you saw his appearance, you would think he was made of foam rubber and felt!
Gladys Murphy reaches out to the community. She's sponsoring a homeless shopping spree. She piles them on the bus, she makes them strip down naked and run through high end department stores grabbing all they can. She picks up the tab.
Arthur Johnson settles a score. He wants to send an offensive singing telegram, money is not an issue.
Ken calls a pharmacy. He uses all kinds of sayings as prefaces to what he's trying to ask, such as "That's putting the cart before the horse" and the like. His question? "Do you take personal checks?"
George Zucco Plans a family event. He wants a murder mystery dinner to fake his almost divorced wife's death, so he can break the news to his son that she's not really dead, just divorced. An easy way to break the news, if you will.
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