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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 22Gladys Murphy volunteers for "conjugal visits". "You need to be related to a prisoner" "So that means I can have a conjugal visit with my cousin in the trailer there?" She talks about gettin freaky with the warden.
Elmer needs a dentist he can trust, the last one opened his fly while he was under. He lost a tooth, he swallowed it with mashed potatos, it came out the other end and he washed it off. His gums are bleeding worse than a Puerto Rican in a knife fight.
Bobby Fletcher needs a new best friend so he can pick up chicks. He's been going through a dry spell with the hotties and needs to get out of the slump. He asks what to do when he's done with the dog. After all, they're just gonna kill him, aren't they?
Dr. Premise is unable to speak: uses a computer generated voice for phone sex. It malfunctions, he gets it back on track and the voice asks for something sexy. The phone sex operator talks dirty and then the computer voice countsdown to liftoff...
. Niles Standish is getting married, Yes Yes? He needs everything from butter for Babies to a blood resistant area for a soccer game with a sheep's bladder, yes yes?
Ken is stuck in the restroom. He can't leave, the doorknob has germs. He can't leave! Ken gets a running start, he falls and freaks out because he's now covered in germs. Pushing the pound sign soothes Ken's OCD.
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