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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 21Terrence Catheter books an appearance for JK Rowling. She has conditions that need to be met for her stay. The children must toss their books to Terrence and Terrence will toss them back. She likes a young man to hang around so she can have sex with him.
Ed wants to go to the ball game. He sings to the person who answered the phone and calls him "lady". Ed loves the Beavers. He sings "buy me some penis and cracker jacks" as well as "root root root for the homos".
Professer Fermstein calls a coed. He is surveying the student, using provacative statements and asks about the students scholastic affairs. He asks for her height, and somehow get on the subject of sex.
David orders a flower arrangement. He explains that his father died, when his son Micheal picks up the phone. He learns from the florist that his grandpa died, and we learn that David is "not there" for his son.
Birchum calls with a warning: He calls an area plagued with sink holes. The person receiving the call explains that she's been taping the call and plans to call the sherrif. "You Taped this call? I taped this call, too. I'm gonna play it on basic cable!"
On the Job with Chip Douglas: Chip calls a taco bell pretending to be from the corporate office. He corrects the clerks pronounciation of spanish words and menu items.
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