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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 20Hadassah Calls a Landfill: She needs to recover her diary, which is buried under two days worth of garbage, why aren't you digging? I get it, I have cash: I have $10. Those three days are missing from her life
Chip finishes building his house: He's having a party, invites the hardware store representative
Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley: Do you have 8lb balls? "Well, they don't have any finger holes-" Just say yes, you idiot. Do you have 8lb balls? "Yes, I have 8lb balls" Where do you buy underwear?
Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons: He just got out of the joint: he needs lessons so he can drive the getaway car. He also explains that he turns into a crazy white man who likes to kill black prostitutes, break their arms and drive them into lakes.
Niles Standish wants a balloon ride: He and his associates want to join the "Mile High Club". They want to "Fly United". Niles asks if it gets cold, since he doesn't want a Jizzsickle on his Tallywacker.
Helen Higgins Calls an Art School: She wants to model for the students, since she feels it's not fair that only young women pose. She describes her 82 year old body in detail
Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps: He wants to go somewhere warm, get a nice tan, and meet hot chicks. After all, with a nice American accent, he's sure to score some tail.
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