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Cammie is blind and wants work at a Strip Club. Cammie threatens the strip club owner with a discrimination lawsuit when she learns the seeing-eye dog is not allowed in the club.

Boomer and The Nudge are radio DJs who convince a 7-11 employee to scream, "I peed in the slurpie machine!"

Spoonie Luv is a bitter lover who orders flowers for his ex-girlfriend. "One BJ, shame on you. Two BJ, shame on me!" "She did my cousin, man!"

Jimmy is ordering some sex toys while his mother keeps interupting him. Jimmy uses "I'm ordering dinner" as a cover. The sex shop employee goes along with it.

Joe Smith is at babysitting a friend's pet monkey. The pet monkey goes berserk because he took the remote away from it.

Special Ed has mail. He must have lower standards because he uses "I got mail! Yay!"

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