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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 19Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska: Ken's with the Compass Society of America, and needs a friend in the north. This person needs to recite the Compass Society Pledge
Cammie replies to a personal ad for a "Ugly Fat Old Black Man". She immediately wants to know "how long"?She makes lewd propositions involving food, the UFOBM says "A little marijuana and I'm up for anything!"
Elmer's grandson's friend just went on a cruise and had the time of his life. Elmer wants to go on the "Gay Cruise" because it sounds fun with dancing and girls. He starts rambling: he wants to jump off the boat after having his first taste of penis.
Ed Calls a restaurant: Do you have chocolate pudding? Yay! I like chocolate pudding! Do you have fruit cup? No, Yay, I hate fruit cup! Do you have jello? Do you have jello? Do you have jello? Yay, I love jello
Boomer and the Nudge call an "On Air Dare!" They call "Mike" and convince him to grab a co-workers genitals and yell "I have the junk" for cash and prizes.
Birchum wants to coach football: Birchum talks to the coach about weight limits, his son's 200lb weight (at age 11-1/2) and his capabilities on the field.
Danny is getting married to a Jewish woman, talks to a rabbi about what he needs to do. Danny pukes after everything that one would find objectionable (Circumcision, Female circumcision, what is he gonna tell his parents, etc.)
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