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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 17Birchum (Adam Carolla) wants swimming lessons for his kids: The lessons are for children 15 and older, and Birchum's kids are conjoined twins who are 8, combined age is 16. "One like macaroni and Cheese, the other is lactose intolerant!"
Two Al Fosters Call Al Foster: In the middle of the call, the first two Al Fosters start having "relations" as they're conversing with the third. At the end of the call, one asks if the third Al Foster is into dudes, "No Not Me", "Yeah, not us either"
Katie Calls a Pet Store: Katie Kimmel is upset that a pet store sold her brother a snake that ate her hamster, calls the owner a bitch, then threatens to kick her in the balls.
Bobby Fletcher Needs Financial Advice: Bobby Fletcher is interested in tax deductions: he wants to take hookers off his taxes as stress relief from his job as a salesman. He asks the planner about hookers, the planner says 30 years ago, when he was 20.
Cammie Wants to Apply to College: She wants to flash her attractive body at any professor who could get her into college or get her reduced tuition. The counselor wants to see her to make sure she's "okay"
Elmer needs to report an incident: he was in the park and sees a black man feeling himself in the bathroom. He falls asleep in the call, wakes up and starts over, this time talking at length about the size of the black man's member.
Spoonie Luv calls the grocery store about the BBQ sauce that left a rash on his rear and on his old lady's breasts. His mom told him to make the call. The person at the store suggested he use whipped cream
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