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Michelle gets shocking phone call from The Boomer and the Nudge. The DJs call an unsuspecting woman about her husbands theft of carpenter pants.

Steven calls Bobby Morris, a talent agent about representation as an "Impressimedian", one who does comedy and impressions. Steven does impressions of various people, but they all sound like a comedian who was big in the 1980s, Bobcat Goldwait

Len "The Truth" Daniels offers to be a spokesperson for a sporting goods store. He wants to get more African Americans in the store, acting like a stereo-typical African-American athlete. (Think Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry Maguire.)

Niles Standish Calls a Ranch, he wants to be a "wowboy" as he calls it. He asks questions that could be taken sexually, and gets hung up on when he asks if he needs to stay in his tent, or if he can bounce from tent to tent throughout the night.

Foreign Guy wants to buy a used car. The set in which the puppet performs is split between a "Foreign" apartment and an "American" apartment.

Gladys Calls a Hardware Store for Help. Her Kids crazy glued her to a toilet and she wants the store clerk to "Emancipate Her Ass" and "Free My Ass, Free My Ass, thank God Almighty, You're gonna Free My Ass!"

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