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Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 15Niles Standish wants a portrait of him laying across three Irishmen as a living sofa and he wants his "Schwartzy" to look huge.
Ed makes a call, "Lady, do you play with your vagina?" "Who You callin a lady?" (Yeah, this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Special Ed should never have gotten past "I got mail". This call reeked like last weeks potato salad.)
Chip is building a house. He calls a building supply company about building materials and supplies and the call seems to go nowhere.
Dom tries to settle an auto accident claim with a politician, telling him his son crashed into him with his Camry, throwing out dollar amounts, while the politician gets angry with him.
Birchum calls about a close encounter with aliens. "No dinner no movie, right for the pooper!" He later realizes that he was raped my illegal aliens and not extra-terrestrials.
Hadassah Guberman calls the perfume counter to complain about the rash on her vagina caused by a perfume sprayer. She begins talking about clowns barging in to her dressing room while she's trying on a bikini and ends the call wanting to apply for a job
Ken needs a new cleaning lady. He has to have an odd number of cleaners in his house, and he repeatedly asks the person answering the phone to press the pound key and explains that he may ask the cleaners to do the same thing.
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