Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 13

Ken Makes a Call (I missed it!!!)

• Ken portrayed by Kevin Nealon

Snoop Dogg wants to run for office as a Libertarian. His platform is "A Joint in every mouth, a foot in every bitches ass!"

• Snoop Dogg portrayed by Snoop Dogg

Hadassah complains about an employee licking her finger and measuring her nipples. She convinces the manager that she likes her and the manager wonders what drugs Hadassah is on. The manager further comments that men call and stroke themselves.

• Hadassah Guberman portrayed by Sarah Silverman

Dick Birchum wants to know what's needed to get his "morbidly obese" wife on a horse. The stable worker explains that he needs to put a deposit of $4000 on the horse and that if his wife is injured, the stable is not liable.

• Dick Birchum portrayed by Adam Carolla

Kevin needs help with his homework. He needs two words looked up: Topography ("It's in the Ts, not Ps") and "Lesbian" ("Read it to me sexy" "Thanks, you made me a man today!")

• Kevin portrayed by Kevin Kimmel

Snoop Dogg calls a Record Store: "Do you like CDs or Tapes?" "I like CDs" "Well, CDs Nuts in yo' motha fuckin' mouth, biatch!!!"

• Snoop Dogg portrayed by Snoop Dogg