Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 12

Gladys Murphy (played by Wanda Sikes) Calls Video Store About Mix Up: "I leave the kids in the room alone with the tape, and I come back and see a screen full of naked ass!" "The case says Rugrats, these ain't the Rugrats"

• Gladys Murphy portrayed by Wanda Sikes

Bobby Fletcher calls about a phone sales job, burps in the phone. The recipient thinks the burp originates in house. The recipient talks about firing the person whose burping without realizing it's Bobby.

• Bobby Fletcher portrayed by Jim Florentine

Robert calls a phone sex line with unusual requests for duck noises, celebrities, and cow noises.

• Robert portrayed by Robert Schimmel

Spoonie Luv is going to jail and needs to learn self defense so he doesn't get raped. Spoonie doesn't want to toss the salad. The black belt ain't keeping the fat back outta his ass.

• Spoonie Luv portrayed by Tracy Morgan

Terrence Catheter calls a candy store for Rosie O'Donnel's birthday party. Rosie wants to rent the store so she can eat anything she wants. "Are the candies sold in a trough? She likes to eat straight from the scoop."

• Terence Catheter portrayed by Jimmy Kimmel

Niles Standish calls the Astoria Oregon Chamber of Commerce about opeing up a rehap center for dangerous, violent sex offenders to mingle with the local Boys and Girls Club. He wants them to outnumber Astoria's 10,000 residents.

• Niles Standish portrayed by Tony Barbieri