Crank Yankers Fan Page: Episode 10

Elmer Lodges a Complaint. Elmer Higgins complains about the delivery person who urinates on his front door. "He looked like a gay homosexual!"

• Elmer Higgins portrayed by Jimmy Kimmel

Spoonie Luv orders some flowers. "I never seen no-one work that ass like you did. When your sister joined in, it fulfilled my every fantasy, she screams like a champ. Let's do it again, like tomorrow."

• Spoonie Luv portrayed by Tracy Morgan

Gene Winterbuck calls the public library in an effort to look for books dealing with the "Handi-Capable". "I also need The Ramp to Her Heart."

• Gene Winterbuck portrayed by Dane Cook

Confucious say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse...with whores!

• Confucious portrayed by Billy West

Hadassah Guberman files a complaint against "The Natural Look" beauty salon. She complains about the crabs, and finds out that the place she got them from was "Mario's". The prankee suggests yogurt to help with "Itchy down there".

• Hadassah Guberman portrayed by Sarah Silverman

Sav McCauley calls to play "America's Hottest new Game Show Sensation, THE PHONE ZONE!". The recipient thinks he's a telemarketer and threatens to "Fine [him] $2,000!". He calls back two more times, and the prankee answers the phone like a woman.

• Sav McCauley portrayed by Dane Cook