Take the kittens and run
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Keep them in a traffic light
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And check on them in the witching hour
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And give them sweet peas to drink to make them strong
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And they will rule our world and eat the tonsils of john Majour once and for all.
This was the start of the kittens of plosive. Their innocent names of Jim, Rhoney, Steve and Jeffery will be forever remembered, these four chosen kittens were to change the world as we know it. Their mission: TO RID THE WORLD OF OLD PEOPLES TONCILS AND FIND THE LOST PEACH STONES OF STEPHANO. Its 1992 and the kittens are now ages three and are on their first mission to rid the world of John Majors tonsils. We shall join them under Johns chair where he sleeps oblivious (the kittens use a secret hidden language made from ancient reading from the time of Levin).
Jim:"Oh what big glasses he has"
Rhoney: " All the better to eat the occasional reed with"
Jim:" let us take him now his oblamangata is primed for me"
- They pounce, first Jim then Rhoney shortly followed by Jeffery. Steve the leader of the group stands and watches with admiration as the kittens climb inside john throat and eat his tonsils. The three of them emerge with blood and mucus entwined in their coats. They feel the thrill.
Steve:" I loved it, your gona showed we will have all"
- (A soft clucking is heard by Steve he recognises that it is Borlaz the Half Chicken Half squirrel)
Steve:” let us stand and fight this vile mango"
-Borlaz arrives and pulled John Majors left nostril off and throws it down to the kittens as a sign of respect. The kittens know it is time to morph into antelope. Now in the form of half kitten half antelope they stand a chance against Borlaz.
