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(old old news) November 7 - 26
To my fellow man
by : [Craisin_] Saturday, November 26 - 4:30 PM
I was coming out of the liqueur store the other day, i selected my malt liqueur of choice, paid for it, and on the way out, the old bearded man that was playing guitar outside held the door open for me. Here was this man, with nothing left in his life, who had been downtrodden by society, and been completely ignored by me on the way in, still had the kindness in his heart left to hold the door open for me when my arms were too full with ebonies beer to open it myself. He asked me for some spare change, so I told him to get a fucking job.
This shows us everyone should be treated with respected even the lowly players of this desiccant game. So instead of spitting on the profoundly retarded regular players, ill-tempered spammers, ignorant newbies, or passing AoA member, give them a tidbit of useless advice. It will not only help the growing economy but the government conspiracy coverup going on under their very noses.
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Participation In Gay/Lesbian Holiday
by : [Craisin_] Wednesday, November 24 - 10:00 PM
This morning myself and the rest of the ants community, as well as a few people from ICQ chat recieved the following email from former staff member Fallens0ul, announcing his participation in Gay/Lesbian Come-Out Day 2000:
The ICQ Message
Well guys, I figured since I talk to you guys most, I should probably let you know that I am coming out of the closet officially today. No, this is not some humorous prank, and it's not my cousin pulling shit on my computer. I really am coming out of the closet. Truth is I've known for a very long time that I had deviant sexual tendencies. I've fantasized about Craisin many many nights, and it really bothered me at first, but I eventually got used to it.
Just wanted to let you guys know, give you a heads up, that sort of thing. Sleep well.
Fallens0ul
By the way, Clan Tracker will be back (props to PaLL) after a brief hiatus due to our recent lazyiness. Feel free to submit your clan by email and diss Fallens0ul mercilessly.
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JESUS condems you to pedophilia
by : [_FaDe2BlacK_] Wednesday, November 21 - 4:45 PM
Why steal? Why not? In the bible, the great testament, the origin of our planet, our beliefs, a sham. They stole. Could have been the bad people, could have been bread to save their family. Who cares, if its in writing, it's legal according to the documents somewhere, or say you're only following your beliefs. What should you steal? Does it matter? It usually helps your conscience more when you steal from those less fortunate then you, or from those more fortunate then you. Win/Win situation.
I tend to get my jollies by stealing pens from work. Do I need pens? not anymore, perhaps when I first began my petty theft career, but it is irrelevant now. It's about glory, and honor, I have a table covered in stolen pens, I sometimes stare at the table for hours, its mesmorizing. No one is allowed near the table, my pokemon and GI-Joe dolls seem to enjoy it, except when that motherfucker Psyduck starts causing shit. From now on, you should all make it a habit of stealing the cheesiest, and most useless items, that you know you will throw in some basket when you get home, or possibly use to scratch your inflammated ass with. I present the REVIEWS SECTION at the Frontline, here we will tell you what to buy, what not to buy and what to put in your pants while walking out the store. This section will be up soon, so grap your deep-pockets, pimp gear and obligatory smile cause we're going shopping.
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Redneck Television!
by : [PaLL] Tuesday,November 21 - 5:40 PM
As I was rotting my brain away by watching TV the other night I came across this show. What were they doing, you ask? Jumping in elephant shit that was in a little toddler�s swimming pool from a diving board twelve feet up. Sounds fun, eh? As their bare chests hit the shit, rhyming how cool is that, my eyes popped wide open and thought �How much are these people getting paid?�
This show, Jackass, is quite interesting, making me wonder how did it ever get onto the tube. The answer, many teenage jocks think that it is the best new show since Monday Night Football. The main characters in the show do stupid things from stealing food from a McDonald�s Drive-Through to shooting each other with crossbows while wearing medieval armor.
If you want to see the main character, Johnny Knoxville, perform many insane stunts tune into MTV Sunday nights at 9:00 Eastern or visit their site on MTV at Jackass
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Laying the Smack!
by : [Craisin_] Saturday, November 18 - 2:30 PM
Yo. The Frontline has been lying kinda low lately, but we've still got what it takes to unify the community in a straight streamline of hate and angst, that we know everyone loves so much.
Look at yourself. You've been sitting on your ass, staring at that god awful ant chatfront for how many days, months..years now? All you have gained is a bad case of hemorrhoids and eyes that won't focus on anything more than 3 feet away from your face. Well, here's your chance to show the world you actually paid attention to the endless spamming and constant bickering going on in front of your cheese-curl-filled face. Gimps, I present to you: 'DaFront's Mail M4dness' Contest!
Heres what you have to do:
We here at the Frontline have more time to waste than you guys ever could imagine, so we have put together an ingenious trivia contest. Some questions are easy, some are obscure, and some are downright inhumane. Answer question right=win points. Add them up, the gio the tube. The answer, many teenage jocks think that it is the best new show since Monday Night Football. The main characters in the show do stupid things from stealing food from a McDonald�s Drive-Through to shooting each other with crossbows while wearing medieval armor.
If you want to see the main character, Johnny Knoxville, perform many insane stunts tune into MTV Sunday nights at 9:00 Eastern or visit their site on MTV at Jackass
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Laying the Smack!
by : [Craisin_] Saturday, November 18 - 2:30 PM
Yo. The Frontline has been lying kinda low lately, but we've still got what it takes to unify the community in a straight streamline of hate and angst, that we know everyone loves so much.
Look at yourself. You've been sitting on your ass, staring at that god awful ant chatfront for how many days, months..years now? All you have gained is a bad case of hemorrhoids and eyes that won't focus on anything more than 3 feet away from your face. Well, here's your chance to show the world you actually paid attention to the endless spamming and constant bickering going on in front of your cheese-curl-filled face. Gimps, I present to you: 'DaFront's Mail M4dness' Contest!
Heres what you have to do:
We here at the Frontline have more time to waste than you guys ever could imagine, so we have put together an ingenious trivia contest. Some questions are easy, some are obscure, and some are downright inhumane. Answer question right=win points. Add them up, the gimp with the most points wins. Simple, effective, mind-boggling! It's obviously a contest of real meaning and value in the Ants community. Read all the official rules on our here. Good luck to all that participate. L0$3r5! :>
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Pants!? No Thanks!
by : [_FaDe2BlacK_] Friday, November 17 - 11:53 PM
Well, it seems that this site can now be labeled "smooth," as I can be labeled "wiffle bat utilizing dike." We're even doing better than the rundown ants community and the nation as we know it. That's right, it seems that they zone had a few problems yesterday, hardly anyone could play or host a game (you could cut the tension with a butcher knife). On top of that we still don't have a president, we will probably have to wait 50 years before we find out how much the Republican party paid Nadar to run. It's seems that George 'DWI crack snorting' Bush may be the next president, who will most likely bring guns and the homeless into your white suburb "hood." Anyway, for the next four years I will be answering my phone "Ye-Haw" and going through my ICQ list, looking for my overseas friends and personally apologizing to each one.
This shows you kiddies, never tell yourself your vote doesn't count, ask yourself how rigging an election can cause such controversy? This national election could be decided by the same number of people that are registered from this tiny Ants community. It's amazing.
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Nada'r = local wife beater AKA Pres.
by : [_FaDe2BlacK_] Wednesday, November 8 - 6:30 PM
Well, the election for "pimp wh0r3 of the nation" was last night, and in ants their was complete and utter madness, to say the least. The crazy drunken liberals, Green party whacked out tree huggers and Janet Reno fans where quickly placing their names on the November ballot. Then they held votebots' and it was surprisingly informant (ant players got more votes than Nader). The results of "Ants Presidential VotiNg PolL" was weighed heavily upon the players stupidity and profound ignorance. Knowing nothing about either candidates the 13 year old players of ants (which can hardly read/write and are full-time pokemon master) voted for our next president. It seems that the majority supported Bush, maybe because their mommies told them to or they liked his name?
Actually, the players in ants brought up some good points and had some well-phrased conversations (all out arguments). This is the closest and most exciting (o joy)! election that has taken place in a long time. It now depends on Florida, yes thats right, 80 year old veterans and smuggled over Cubans in the "sunshine" state will be the deciding vote for president. We need a president with a high sperm count and moral ethics about cows to control millions, if not billions of all the stupid mindless fucking Americans. SHOOT ME NOW.
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All Hail tribute to the Quick Chat Keys!
by : [Craisin_] Tuesday, November 7 - 1:40 PM
One of the most necessary features in the game and a great addition is the Quick Chat Keys. It�s a feature that many people are aware of, it�s the driving force behind trash talking, team communication, and those long-overdued, slow bloody beatdowns.
Yes, the chat keys/macros (in options) is one of the cornerstones of Ants. More important than the �moving tuna� or the �swimmer ant� or even the �ants� themselves, these quick keys is what makes Ants work. Games are long, player�s fingers get tired. What do you turn to when you need to give the digits a rest?
Quick Chat keys is also a facilitator of communication (intelligent or otherwise). Without it, you would have to stop so that you can make comments to the morons you just kicked the shit out of. Phrases like �oMg, your newbie ass just got schooled� and �the tertiary volume of this horizontal anomaly has thus laid entrapping evidence to your profound inability to perpetrate� and other ever-deserving taunts would have to be written if we didn't use these keys. So praise this wonderful feature and use it for the sake of the GAME. Quick KEY owns Al Gore's Bones!
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