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Old News: August 1- 7 (week 2)
Semless colored pantiesby:[Craisin_] Monday, August 7 - 9:45 AM
Some interesting news, the site has now eclipsed the 300 hit mark. I'm not sure if this is actually good or not, 300 hits since July 25. While viewing where the last 30 hits to the site came from I noticed that a lot of them came from people searching AOL for action, free 'entertainment' and other nasty shit. I just thought this was funny, but it also got me thinking that I should post some porn for the people looking for some wank material. Hmmmm....
Now for some bad news.... I just got back from vacation to see 2 not 1 but 2 tickets from the city of Philadelphia because me and a few friends where hanging out there back in April. Each ticket is for $25 that's 50 bucks about the price for a new fucking game i was planning to get. Besides the fact I wasn't doing anything, i took major heat from it. Let it be known that I hate that fucking cop, not necessary all cops just this cop. He's a fat piece of shit on a power trip who thinks he's famous. Let's avert this angry to ants, Bill Gates and his cane wielding sysops....Everyone should go out into the sysops chat and into the game room chat areas and annoy the shit of any sysops they see and sport the tag _(sysop's name)isaNigga_ or (ex: _HelpUOut2isavvh0e_). Bound to get you a few laughs..or banned for the day (muhaha*coughs*haha)
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Everyone loves ME?
by:[Craisin_] Saturday, August 5 - 7:30 PM
It seems that alot of individuals want to eat me in the game rooms, chat and through email. Well, here's an intoxicating rude e-mail i received:
I Hate Craisin, that ugly ass raisin
For those of you in the know, Craisin is a ugly soggy dried up out-of-date raisin. He's so ugly only big-belly sweaty trunk drivers will want to eat him and pleasure him. The fact that he thinks he's sexy, is pitiful. So I challenge thee, our commie killing, midget ass fondling, weed laced with spunk smoking viewer to eat craisin and get rid of his penis wrinkled existence.
Grand Prize: One lucky ass will be visited our lord and saviour Craisin and pound down his door and beats the living shit out of him proving you're smarter and cooler than he is. You'll than rape his dead body, hoping to absorb at least a little of his bossness through osmosis.
Runner ups: You get to laugh at craisin before his doom, so he will become so depressed he'll run home crying and gain another twenty pounds eating ice cream out of the tin and watching the soaps.
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Thanks for the lovely email, you rude BAD BAD man....*cries sofly in corner* To the rest of you, continue to send me love letters and enlarge my confidence and ego.
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Bigger is Better
by:[Craisin_] Thursday, August 3 - 7:30 PM
I'm convinced, _FaDe2BlacK_ is some kind of fucking android that is programmed to make me look like an asshole, using his bitchy nagging and his fake hard-core persona. He has submitted and updated entirely way too much content in the past week to be human. Im impressed by his ability to actually get off his lazy obese ass and do stuff. Anyway check out the articles section weekly, the idiot/bad clans of the week section will be updated for a change and a new area the daily "money shot" was just created. (you can view the currect money shot at the left-sidebar)
You can now access this site through HTTP://ANTSFRONTLINE.COM, start spreading the word. I just have to get rid of this annoyingly ugly namezero banner [hope no one sues me *still not clean*]. Also, make sure you stop by the message board and post a message from time to time. More updates, humor and profane ants action to come from the Front-line, fear us and our oversized mobile homes.
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stfu GRANDMA!
by:[_FaDe2BlacK_] Wednesday, August 2 - 7:00 PM
Leave CRAISIN alone heathens, all of you whining and complaining about not letting your pathetic ass join our staff and that our site is fucked up: Deal with it. Currently we have 3 staff members, and anyone else that would like to join will have to talk to me. IM not like craisin and his ghetto booty, im a bias ignorant American on welfare that don't give a flying fuck about you. If you want to join the staff that badly, know this you got to have skills for talkin shit (not being overbearing obnoxious hick), originally creative and profoundly well-written. Don't email me telling me "I want to join, I have 'madd sk1llS' and I know HTML" or "I can update news, i am good at that"...Read the fucking jobs section, then send in your descriptive info about what your interested in doing and show me sites you worked on.
The Message Board is open, if you want to talk shit, or bitch about God not caring about your dog getting run over then preach it here. Talk about issues, how you like sodomizing raccoons, or the day to day ants community.
IF you feel you can contribute in some way or another to this site, my ears are open, bombard me with your creative ingenuity. Send me abusive zm's, fuck up the message board, even spam my mailbox with shit. (I will just say no, and laugh at your ass. bewha)
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Check ur Grocer's freezer
by:[Craisin] Tuesday, August 1 - 4:30 PM
This week I gotto add alot of shit to the site and make some changes that many of you will find very interesting. Im going to update ALL, thats right ALL the sections, add a *pretty* counter and Message Board where you guys can talk shit and spew insults at the frontline. I might also add some more sections and put together a staff, I got alot of emails bugging me about it. Me and _Fade2Black_ can run and maintain this but im too lazy and _F2B_ is a BMW driving pimp thats always busy pleasuring his man-whores.
In other news, I just checked out a pretty sweet site that contains the profiles and personal information of zoners, sysops and z-team affiliates that they submitted. How long has it been in the making? What perverted genius thought it up and why is it here? CHECK out the Internet Gaming Gallery [pinkie.com]. You can laugh and ridicule poor saps and friends that submitted their pictures as well as detailed information about their pathetic mundane existence. You can even check out the Z-team members or fill out a form to send in your shit to be as "cool" as everyone else here [The catch is you must send in your picture or they wouldnt put you up]. So go to http://pinkie.com and fear it, love it, worship it, even ABUSE IT, just don't try it at home. Consider the trigger happy hackers and 12 year old child molesters viewing and fondling your information before hitting the "GO" button. I submitted my shit so animal gropeing weridos can get in touch with me!
other things to consider?
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The Daily Ant is back and chock filled of interesting shittnitz, tons of links, and alot of "interaction"
- The MSG Board will be up maybe tommorrow and Craisin's God owns you all..
- Alot of ants sites are flooding the zone, and 80% of them are worthless
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