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Career Openings
Get your career heading into the direction you want. Find a meaningful job that helps expose you to diversity, while spitting in the face of capitalism.
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Vote Tabulators
After the recent election, the new and exciting career of vote counting
has emerged. If you believe you can decipher a voter's true intent with
only a few clues or if changing a person's vote to fit the big picture
sounds like something you could do then this is the job for you. We are
looking for people to help voters complete their ballots and assist
misinformed voters to cast the correct vote after the voters have left
the voting facility.
Qualifications:
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The person we are looking for will be
able to spot the slightest indentation or scrape on a
ballot.
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Be able to decipher the voter's intent
when there is no mark. (Some form of clairvoyance is helpful, but not
essential)
Job benefits include free travel, media
exposure and all the chads you can eat. Sign up now! Contact your local
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| PC Officer |
 Currently, there are thousands of openings in the new PC Police Department. You need not have previous law enforcement experience since this job does not deal with protecting the Constitution of the United States nor the rights of free people. PC officers are in charge of monitoring the speech and actions of civilians looking for anything that can be construed as inappropriate or offensive to any protected group of diversity. If an officer does encounter such an incident, they are too report the offender to the proper authorities. Groups that are not protected by the PC doctrine are religions based on the Bible and white males. Benefits include a good relationship with the media and adoration from special interest groups. If you believe that individual thought is standing in the way of achieving oneness in your community, empower yourself and enroll today! Only through tolerance can society evolve.
The PCPD...
....To Re-educate and to Conform.
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Professional Protesters  |
Earn cash while you save the environment and help your fellow persons. Special interest groups have piles of cash lying around and are willing to give it you to help further their cause. If you have nothing better to do, you may as well do something that pays you. Think of it. You can actually get paid to help a special interest group stomp on the rights of others. Big tobacco, gun owners and the ever present pro-lifers are out there and they must be stopped! Make a difference with your life...Be a protester.
Help us save you from yourselves... |
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