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S.T.U.P.I.D.
We at the Right-Winger would like to draw your attention to most overlooked life forms on our beloved planet. Nearly all species are represented by some special interest, except one...plants! The time has come to recognize these silent beings for the their importance and to stop the needless exploitation of these defenseless creatures. Now is your chance to make a difference and join S.T.U.P.I.D. (Socialized Treatment & Unification for Plants Into Democracy).

S.T.U.P.I.D. Mission:
To force the acceptance and tolerance of plants as equal to or greater than the importance of humans.

S.T.U.P.I.D. Beliefs:
1 - Revere the relationship that plants have with Mother Earth. They actually draw nutrients from the soil, while man and animal prey upon the surface. 

2 - Protect the symbiotic relationship between all organisms and plants. Humans and animals provide much needed carbon dioxides that the plant life readily consume. Humans and animals must also pass away which provides even more nutrients for our family trees. 

3 - Plants have been taken for granted for far too many years. The time has come to draw attention to this diverse entity.

4 - Animals and vegetarians are the natural enemies to the well-being of plants around the world.

S.T.U.P.I.D. Calls for Action:
Stop the senseless and tragic abuse of plant life on this world by any means necessary.

1 - Protest restaurants and groups that promote vegetarian dining. S.T.U.P.I.D. promotes a carnivorous diet. This serves two purposes, the first is less people will be eating plants and more animals, which in turn serves the second purpose - less animals will be around to eat plants! We are also silently promoting cannibalism since this would help in the declination of humans that trample on plants.

2 - Stop all human expansion. Mankind cannot do anything without raping and killing the plant kingdom. Lawn mowing must be stopped immediately. Imagine being chopped in half in the prime of your life just to enhance the beauty of an area. SENSELESS!

3 - Stop the practice of "botanic cleansing". Those who deem themselves to sit on the thrown of judgment and decide which plants are good and which are bad must come be halted. For example, weeding a garden is practicing racism among plants. Those who continue this practice may just as well burn a cross in their garden. Weeds have the same rights. Gardening is accepted as long as the plants are allowed to complete their natural cycle.

3 - Promote gun use. The more people that are killing things, the less things there are to hurt our rooted friends.

4 - Benefits for those who have a family of plants in their households. Who is enlightened enough to put limitations on what others view as their family members? We believe that companies should be forced to recognize plants as life partners.

To join our cause or pledge support please contact us at [email protected]. We hope that you will find it in your heart to join this cause. For those of us that are sensitive to the suffering of plant life, we can hear their cries for help. Remember, plants are people too and killing a plant is nothing short of murder!

Thank you.

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