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PETA Bashing
It's easy and fun!!

I dedicate this page to the most ridiculous special interest group in the country, P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). This is group that says there is no difference between a boy and a clam. Really? I wonder what the PETA folks would say if they were trapped in a burning building and someone was saving the rats and cockroaches. Something tells me that they would change their tune.

Now they are going after the Green Bay Packers to change their name. Come on! This group is most intrusive bunch of lunatics out there. If they don't like the name of the teams then don't watch. I bet there are a lot more meat-eaters who watch the NFL than there is vegetarians.

So I have devised a list of team names that will surely offend that group. They might even be offensive to others, but it is all in the name of fun. So here we go. My list of names that I wish some teams would adopt.

Trappers
Carnivores
Clambake
Butchers
Mink Coats
Bacon Bits
Burgermeisters
Roadkill
Sausage Kings
Vegan Beaters
Beefcake
Baby Seal Bashers


There you have it. Names meant to offend PETA. 

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