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PC Dictionary
Find out what they really mean...
This is an attempt to define words that I keep
hearing in the press or from my leftist friends. The definitions are what I've
heard liberals use in their place. As far as I can tell, these are
"living" definitions and may be changed to fit their desired purpose
(much like they view the Constitution of the United States).
| anti-Castro
Cubans |
betrayers of the common cause;
anti-establishment; threat to security |
| capitalist |
opportunist; exploiter of the
working class; polluter; threat to security |
| Clinton |
virtuous; saver of the children;
protector of weak; Superman |
| Clinton-basher |
Republican; individual thinker; one
who goes against the polls; moral; threat to security; see
hate-monger |
| community |
collection of victims |
| disenfranchised
voter |
someone who voted for a losing
democrat |
| diversity
training |
act of being indoctrinated into
accepting all races, sexes, sexual orientations and political beliefs
(except anything conservative)
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| environment |
god; mother; more important than
humans; victim of capitalism |
| freedom |
that which the government allows
you to do |
| freedom of speech |
something that is limited to
leftist special interest groups; something to be cherished unless taking a
class at Columbia in which Al Gore speaks |
| government |
that which funds all good things |
| gun control |
government's attempt to make
society safer by disarming law abiding citizens |
| hate-monger |
one who speaks out against
corruption; gun owner; christian; republican; conservative |
| hate-speech |
speech against corruption; the act
of talking about morals; any speech that criticizes government regulation |
| healthcare |
something to be used to frighten
elderly people into voting a certain way and then ignored until the next
election |
| moral |
something that gets in the way;
device used to suppress freedom of expression; impedance |
| presidential
pardon |
the act of forgiving liberal
felons; something to be purchased from a Democrat president |
| radical
conservative |
anyone who opposes abortions of any
type; supports the rule of law; has a belief in God |
| tax cut |
stealing from the government;
defunding essential programs; tax scheme |
| tolerance |
something liberals expect from
others, but should not be expected from them |
| volunteer |
something everyone should be
required to do |
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