The Right Winger is proud is display the Bill of No Rights:
Author Unknown (My personal favorite)

"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help 
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, 
avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, 
and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to 
ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more 
time to ordain and establish some common sense 
guidelines for the terminall whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other 
liberal, bed-wetters. 

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are 
confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they 
require a Bill of No Rights. 

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any 
other form of wealth. More power to you if you 
can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. 

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This 
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for 
everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, 
express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of 
idiots, and probably always will be. 

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you 
stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more 
careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your 
relatives independently wealthy. 

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. 
Americans are the most charitable people to be found, 
and will gladly help anyone in need, but they are quickly growing weary 
of subsidizing generation after generation of 
professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation 
of another generation of professional couch 
potatoes. 

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be 
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're 
just not interested in public health care. 

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. 
If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill 
someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in 
the electric chair. 

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If 
you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or 
services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get 
together and lock you away in a place where you still won't 
have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure. 

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk 
their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching 
conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to 
stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, 
we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so 
much of our time battling each and every little tyrant 
with a military uniform and a funny hat. 

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all 
of you to have one, and will gladly help you along 
in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities 
of education and vocational training laid before you to 
make yourself useful. 

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American 
means that you have the right to pursue happiness 
- which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an 
overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who 
were confused by the Bill of Rights." 

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