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At The Movies
(Posted 6/19/01)
The Right-Winger would
like to proudly rewrite some of the best known Hollywood movies cast with
today's political figures. Below you will find movie titles, the star and
a brief description of the film.
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One
Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- (Whoopi
Goldberg)
Whoopi earned this role for saying that communism isn't all that
bad. The movie follows her downward spiral in socialism and
eventually she defects to Cuba.
Rated PG-13 for strong
language and mild violence
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The
Chicken Run - (Trent Lott)
Trent Lott shows how far a chicken will go to appease the polls. He
has majority in the U.S. Senate and still can't remove the most
corrupt politician to serve. Run, chicken, run.
Rated PG-13 for strong
language and adult content
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Silence
of the Lambs - (P.E.T.A.)
People for the Ethical Treatment
of Animals (P.E.T.A) kill everyone who harm animals. The group ends
up turning into cannibals when they find out that most of their
favorite food contains animal meat.
Rated R for violence and
gore
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The Usual
Suspects - (U.S. Senate)
This film follows the antics of
a group of power hungry, poll driven politicians who try to stand in
the way of anything that will benefit the U.S. citizens (tax cuts,
impeachment, etc...).
Rated PG-13 for moderate
language and moderate violence
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As Good
As It Gets - (Ronald Reagan)
A conservative who stands on
principal and manages to get things down without compromising his
core beliefs. The leader achieves hero status within his party and
is hated by others.
Rated PG for mild language
and mild violence
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Charade -
(Janet Reno)
A woman pretends to enforce the
law while she systematically destroys the very foundation she is
supposedly upholding. Great fun for everyone...outside of the USA.
Rated R for Waco and Ruby
Ridge
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Chinatown
- (Bill Clinton)
International espionage thriller
in which the main character cashes in while selling top secret
technology to a tyrannical country. The catch is he is president and
has an approval rating over 60% .
Rated R for violence
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The
Matrix - (United Nations)
The U.N. usurps national
sovereignty and begins to globalize its power. Meanwhile, the world
citizens think life is going on as usual.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
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The Big
Sleep - (The American Public)
An entire country sleeps through
8 years of corruption. The mass narcolepsy causes the citizenry to
miss The Matrix, Chinatown and Charade.
Rated R for violence,
adult content and strong language
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Head
Office - (Bill Clinton)
A man can't separate his private
obsessions from his public life.
Rated NC-17 for strong
sexual content
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