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Apology to China
(Posted 2/13/01)

The Right-Winger would like to offer an to China. If the Chinese side has any validity, the US should apologize. This is a prime opportunity to show our caring, sensitive side. The details of this incident leave no doubt that an apology is needed. Once you read the facts, you will agree.

Not many nations have a quality defense and we should not fly in the their face. China is desperately trying to catch up to United States. One would only have to look in recent years to draw this conclusion. They have purchased and stolen technology from the US. They just want to be our equal...

So let's take a look at what we know.

If what the Chinese say is really what happened, it must have gone something like this:

The propeller propelled US spy plane was on a mission in international waters. For some unknown reason, the crew turned and decided to take a run at some Chinese fighter jets. The propeller propelled plane caught them and was doing some maneuvers  in amongst these jets. The Chinese pilots must have been awe-struck and did nothing to outrun the propeller propelled plane.

Then, in act to start World War III, the US propeller propelled plane rammed one the of fighter jets, causing sever damage to both planes. Apparently, the Chinese fighter jet and pilot were lost at sea. Continuing their act of aggression. The US plane proceeded to an island inside Chinese waters with hopes of conquering it, in the name of the United States.

After reviewing this incident, there is an apology that has to be made. The fact that a propeller propelled plane caught and downed a fighter jet cries out for one.

"The Right-Winger would like to apologize for the fact that China has the worst fighter jet pilots in the world!"

-Thank you.

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