Star Serious Spaghetti

OK, before I start, I should point out that this entire recipe is timed to the theme song of Sailor Moon in English.  (Thereby giving it it's name...)  I think this is a great recipe for those who keep shows like this on tape and don't have a "Pause" button...

The recipe was name in honour of Shiho Niiyama, who, as you may already know, has passed away.

Let's Begin!!!

First, about 1/2 an hour before the show begins (Or while the theme is playing on the first episode of the tape), put some sesame oil on the top burner and set it on high.

Wait then for the 1/2 hour...  Then wait for the theme music and your key to cooking happiness!!!

First, when the song begins, grab some hard Spaghetti Noodles and throw them into the oil.  (I don't know if you really HAVE to throw them...  But it does look so very dramatic...)

Keep the noodles in the oil until the song sings "And she will never turn her back on a friend"...

At this point you will notice a strange white sludge has developed on top of the oil.    This stuff is toxic by my standards...  If you eat it you will either live forever (Under the assumption that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stonger...) or will die as a horribly mutated monster.  Trust me, immortality isn't THAT important...  This stuff is TOXIC...

Skim off the toxic sludge, and strain the noodles from the oil.  Then simply cool the noodles down for a bit.  By this time, the song should be nearly over.

Now you are free to enjoy an evil and badly dubbed mutilation of Sailor Moon!!!

So that is my first recipe - Just like a magical girl transformation!!!