* Can you climb? Then how did you climb out of the abortion bucket!
* Nice face! Wonnan shot gun!
* Tell someone who cares.
* If I wanted your opinion I would of rattled your cage.
* Your like a toilet! Short round and full of shit.
* I would knock shit out of you if i knew it wouldn't fill the room.
* If i wanted shit i would squeeze your head.
* There is a bus leaving in 10 minuites. Be under it.
* I'm only fat because every time i screwed your momma she gave me a biscuit.
* You brake everythink!! No there is still your nose and time yet!!!
General Insults
* "How about never?" Is never good for you?
* You sound reasonable.......Time to up the medication.
* I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
* Ahh.... I see the screw up fairy has visited again.
* I don't no what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce.
* I like you it reminds me of when I was young and stupid.
* I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
* It sounds like English but I can't understand it.
* I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
* His teeth are brighter than he is.
* No! My powers can only be used for good.