Rob Osbourne: You know, we have had to sit and listen on the IoA-Tron the rants of the snowed in New England idiot village I like to call the Boston Pops. You see, while they may be snowed in, I am money hungry and on the trail to victory. Reinhardt almost never has anything new to say. he runs his trap about Jericho being his daddy and Z-Pac being his best friend and worst enemy and that he has swollen ingrown hairs on his genitals. We don't care Reinhardt. Take a few more months off to let the toxins out of your system...god, or get back on them, because right now you are putting innocent women and children to sleep and killing the men of the fcountry with your thoughtless oral diatribe. So I will adress what i can only assume you will soon be calling your baby daddy, Mike Van Pro. The MVP.
But quickly, a poll, how many of you saw how right I wa when I said to Chris Reinhardt, you win that World Title and I bet Z, Jericho and MVP come back. He didn't believe me. He wanted to think he could have held onto it witht hem here. So they work to my advantage. Like a kid who is on the little league team. He does great at practice, and most afternoon games, but everytime his family shows up to watch, he chokes. And that is what Reinhardt did, and how much more sweeter was it when I was the one he slipped on the banana peel against? Huh, how fucking poetic is that?
Sonow returns Mike Van Pro, the very man who said to me, and I quote "you are done, you will never make it in the IoA, youa re at mid card at best..." what do you thjink Mike, I've now held the International and World titles and have once again managd to draw your stinking carcass back inside the ring. At least you admitted it this time. Will it be like when you came out of retirement in the SAW to "deal with me" and then I beat youw ithin an inch of your gay life and you were never heard from again? Will it be the same as when you blamed Fusion for your misfortunes? You stooge. You are nothing but a sore in MY side, and an ember in my eye. I will erradicate you from this federation the way I did before. This time pal, you ain't calling the shots, Paul Blair is...haha, Paul Blair, calling the shots, get it, I shot Triple J because Paul Blair called me and asked me to?!?! Jesus this is a tough crowd.
Anyway, listen, bottom line is this, you have yet Mike, proven to me what exaclt it is that you are the MVP of. I threw you out of the ring in the CWF in the first ever Blair-Jericho wrestling hour 30 man rumble. I threw you out of the SAW. ANd I will rid the IoA of you for good when your number comes up. Get in line Van Pro, you got big shoes to follow. |
