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| Sphere 3: A champion's true form. |
| ...as you grab the third sphere in The Vortex, it transforms itself into a television monitor with the scene of the IoA World Champion "The Eternal Heel" Rob Osbourne doing bicep curls at his gym in Nashville. He is traigning intently while CNN plays on the flat screen video wall in front of him. Wofl Blitzer and Paula Zahn are giving the mornings news and the current threat of terrorist news. |
| Wolf: Tragedy strikes Chicago, 21 people die in a possible terrorist attack where witnesses and survivors say a gas like mist was prevelant and caused 21 people to asphyxiate. EMT's were said to be uneffected as of this time by treating the victims. Several others suffered severe lung problems. Paula: In a similar sotyr Wolf, the death toll continues to rise as the investigation of a subway in South Korea continues today. Officials say a middle eastern man stepped onto a subway car and when it began moving he lit a parcel on fire, leaving no known survivors yet. Searchers are not optimistic, as the only things they have found are remains, mixed amongst bones and ashes. Wolf: With us now with the view in the sporting and entertainment realms is CNN's Soledad O'Brien. O'Brien: Thank you Wolf. In irony, our top story is about both sports and entertainment, and the squared circle of professional wrestling. Rob Osbourne, the current World Champion of the International Organization of Anarchy, one of the larger wrestling promotions in the northeast US, was arrested last night on assault charges when a fan of his upcoming PPV opponent shouted obscenties. Apparently, Mr. Osbourne was very inebriated. We were told in a CNN exclusive interview with Mr. Osbourne's attorney, Jack Mason, that the young man has dropped the charges and all is well. |
| The pre-recorded interview with Jack Mason airs. Rob Osbourne watches intently as his reputation hangs on the balance of his wordsmith attorney's lips... |
| O'Brien: Mr. Mason, thank you for your time today. Jack Mason: It is my pleasure indeed! **He kisses the young woman's hand and growls at her like a beast and snaps his mouth as if biting at her...** O'Brien: O k a y.....uhm, Mr. Mason, it is rumored that Mr. Osbourne was under the influence of illegal narcotics and was still released having to post no bail. We also understand that the young man which he assaulted in his drunken stupor suffered a fractured skull and only dropped the charges after you came to his hospital room, threatened him with a counter suit that would divulge every deep and dark secret about him, including that he was quote "a homosexual interspecies necropheliac." Can you comment? Jack Mason: Well, I can neither confirm or deny those proposterous allegations. I did tell the young man that a trial would be long and ugly, and with Mr. Osbournes financial resources, it would be very easy for him to afford the trial. I did offer, on Mr. Osbourne's behalf to assist with any medical bills the young man may have incurred, and we gave them an autograph of the new World Champion as well. He has accepted Mr. Osbourne's cash settlement, no harm, no foul, everybody lives a nice normal life, well, maybe the kid suffers from chronic migraines for the rest of his natural born life. And there is that big ugly scar he will have, but hey, he's twenty five hundred dollars richer now! And he has Chris Reinhardt to thank for it! What a country!!! Say doll, you free after this, I just recently became a single man again! O'Brien: NO, I AM NOT! Wolf, for CNN, this is Soledad O'Brien reporting. |
| The scene goes back to Osbourne who stands smiling like s fiend right up to the part where Mason says 2500 dollars. He throws down his weights and dials Mason's line on his cell phone... |
| Jack Mason: Hello! Rob Osbourne: 2500 and NO bail? You fucking bastard, why did you tell me to write you a check for 25000? Jack Mason: Hey jerkoff, I make the bad shit go away. Anybody else and you'd be gone for ten to fifteen and pay alot more than 25000. It's chump change to you anyway, right? Rob Osbourne: Yeah, it is, but it's the principal. It's principalities. Ah well, fuck it, hey man, do you know what I plan on doing to that little bastard this week? Jack Mason: No, no I don't, and since that little vixen at CNN blew me off, I'm bored, so enlighten me mein freund! Rob Osbourne: I'm gonna make him eat my shit, then I'm gonna beat his shit out of him, and then I'm gonna make him eat his shit that is made up of my shit that he already ate. Then I'm gonna Badd Dream him and then I'm gonna move to the next waste of life in line, PLEDGE! Jack Mason: Loser, you had to rip another line off of Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back? You waste! Yeah, you'll do it though, you sick freak! Then I wanna ticket to watch you pummel Princess Americana, okay? Rob Osbourne: Sure thing dude. Talk to you later. |
| Osbourne hangs up the phone and the monitor morphs back into a sphere, you reach out and... |
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