| Sphere 1: Entertaining clients , drinking beer and showing off some new IoA Merchandise at the Nitemare Club. |
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| The Sphere suddenly transforms into a T.V. monitor and there before you is the most hated man in Sports Entertainment, and loving every minute of it, "The Eternal Heel" Rob Osbourne wearing his new Evil Inside IoA T-Shirt standing near the bar at his downtown Nashville Entertainment Facility, The Nitemare Club. He waves to a nearby well wisher while sipping his Miller Lite. He does have a figure to maintain afterall. He appears to be partying with two rather lrage men that keep refering to the UWL and the city of Pittsburgh. Osbourne leaves the two men at his private table and heads to the DJ booth to address the huge crowd in attendance personally. |
| Rob Osbourne: Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for being here tonight on this great occasion when we celebrate the return to Sports Entertainment by our guests here tonight. Give it up!! **The Crowd appluds as the two men stand and take a bow, but remain with their backs to the cameras view.** Rob Osbourne: But that is not the only thing we are here to celebrate..no, no, no! We are here to celebrate my winning of the IoA World Heavyweight Championship. Yes, I made the impossible possible. Just like I said I would. I tell you people endlessly how I will prevail. I am liek the good ole US of A pal, I ALWAYS prevail! And Reinhardt, it doesn't matter if you get your rematch this wekk, next week, or the week after. I will win everytime. I have your number now kid, it took me awhile to get inside your head, but much like sex with a virgin, once you get in, it fells pretty fucking good man! And to tell you the truth, I relaly kind of like it. I mean, it has allowed me to share my greatest acheivment with the world. The cold blooded, calculated, cunning and deviant murder of Jeff jericho Junior. Sure, I'm confessing of murder in the first degree. But damnit, like I said, I'm ike the good Ole US of A, I always have a way out of hot water with a well written law. That's right, it's called Double Jeapordy, and this ain't the kind where you give your answer to Alex Trebec in the form of a question, but if it were, it would be... Who is Rusty Miller? And I would be right. You see, he was tried and convicted of the murder of Triple J, so United States law says no person can be tried twice for the same crime. That would also be to say that once one person has been convicted, another seperate man canot be tried for said crime. Don't ya hate the technicalities fellas? Once again, I seem to be the antidote for whatever it is the Pain Killers do. But for all of you people here tonight. You are the reason I keep getting back in that ring. It isn't about the money, or the women anymore, now that I have the hottest piece of ass in the IoA offices. I have done it all now in the IoA in singles competition. I won the International title. I won the World Title. I have, in the record books, a 2-0 lifetime record against Chris Reinhardt. There doesn't seem to be much more I can do. You see, similar to the cliche'd commercials ran throughout the NFL season, I took the IoA and I made it...the IoA. So what to do, what to do I ask myself. Sure I have this would be "defense" of my title at the big Cold Hard Truth PPV. But that of in itself shouldbe some eerie foreshadowing to one Chris Reinhardt. The cold hard truth is pal, I am the champion, of the world. You, you're a waste...a heroin junky who has gotten involved in the cult like mob led by the devil in a blue dress, Double J, Jeff Jericho Sr. Well Daddy J, I got news for you. You were never anything more than the guy who took Rob Osbourne's place in the MWWF, the CWF, the UWL, and you will be broken to pieces and ripped to shreds by your own doing if you pursue me. I guarantee what i did to your punk kid, is nothing compared to what I will do to you. Remember Jeff, the Good Book says "the son shall pay for the sins of the father" and your boy paid the price for all your eniquities. Hopefully, for your sake, youw ill realize that it was truelly YOU who murdered your son, he was killed by the burden of being a Jericho. The burden of always being Second Best. I say to you all here tonight, we will march to the shores of Pain Killers Island. We will sotrm the beaches. We will tear down the walls of their cities, destory their villages, rape their women, plunde heir homes, and kill them all to leave their soulless bodies to be devoured by the dogs. Then we deal with the Patriotic Hemrhoid, Pledge Alligence, Thank you all for coming, enjoy the night, and performing live on the Dream Stage at 11:45 p.m., Suicidal Tendencies!!! |
| The T.V. Monitor suddenly transforms back to a Sphere marked: Return to The Vortex, you reach out and grab for it and... |
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