Forty-five thousand screaming fans are packed into Dozer Arena in Auburn, Alabama. The camera pulls out and locates the ring side announcer’s table where Frank Tanucci and Stan Fox, the NCW commentators, are situated. Frank is a portly Italian man from Westchester Heights, New York. While Stan can easily be compared to a “silver-tongued” southern gospel preacher. He is also in very poor physical condition, but makes up for it by the way he dresses. The two are the epitome of night and day...let’s go to them and begin: NCW Revolution!!!**
FOX: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever NCW supercard!!!!
TANUCCI: Great, we start off with a fucking misquote...beautiful...hey jerky ass, this is like, uhm, the fourth NCW Supercard, jackass, it is however the first in our re-launch of the dream of one man...NCW Chairman, “The Nitemare” Rob Osbourne...
**Video clip of “The Nitemare” career highlights are shown on the DreamVision. Then a fade into a few highlights of the original NCW. Finally to a fade of the Nitemare doing each individual KNOWN contract signing in the latest installment of the NCW...then as the screen fades to black, the camera pulls out, “My Way” by Limp Bizkit rumbles through the PA system as the owner of Nitemare Championship Wrestling makes his way onto the ramp way, microphone in hand**
NRO: Professional Wrestling...Sports Entertainment...my life. For years I pleasured each and every one of you by being the proverbial crutch that held this industry together during the most trying of times. And now, I will once again make history the way I did at Unforgettable Fire in the EWA when I was the first grand slam winner, as I bring to you the most revolutionary brand of Sports Entertainment available today. We will indeed make history, right here tonight, in Auburn Alabama!! Thank you, and enjoy the show...
**NRO makes his way to the luxury box as the announcer makes his way to the ring**
RINGO: The following match is scheduled for one fall, it is the first match in the tournament to crown the NCW World Champion! Ladies and gentlemen.. here is Maniac.......
**Alive by Pearl Jam plays as the Canadian hero trots onto the ramp and signals to the crowd.**
RINGO: And his opponent, from Tijuana...the Latin FOXr, the Mexican Heartthrob, the Jalapeno Pimp....Twiggy Ramirez!
**No music plays, no one comes out.. the crowd begins to chant “TWIGGY WHO?.. TWIGGY WHO?.. and all of a sudden BLANK by BLANK plays and out steps “Devious” Scott Deville...**
TANUCCI: What the hell is Scott Deville doing out here? He isn’t even scheduled to compete, he didn’t sign in time to make the tourney...he has no right to even be in this building damn it!!!
FOX: Hey now daddy...what you gettin’ all worked up over ole Scott Deville for? The man is an NCW Superstar, and last time I checked, that gave him just as much right to be here as you...let the man speak...
TANUCCI: Who the fuck died and made you VP of Public Relations, you fat bastard?
**Deville is handed a microphone by a stage hand as Maniac stands at the edge of the ring leaning on the ropes looking at Deville with a cocky arrogance...**
DEVILLE: Hey Maniac, how much did you pay the Nitemare to give you a title? Don’t look at me like that you buffoon, you and he both knew Ramirez wouldn’t show.. hell, they put out an APB for him three weeks ago, and the way I see it is, you get past the first round then you are almost guaranteed a title... Hell if you get to face that ass clown Tige’ in the second round, you’re a shoe in for the finals aren’t ya? Well this is what the Deviant One has to say about that bitch. You want to “prove” yourself to Robbie, you want to earn that title you think you’re gonna get, why don’t you try a little of this on for size...
MANIAC: Scott, I would FOX to entertain your boyhood fantasies of locking horns with the top dog in the business, but your little pipe dream is going to have to wait another day...but remember Scottie, “The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that...
**Moisture rushes from the crowd and flies into the ring and spins Maniac around and decks him and then leaves the way he came in**
TANUCCI: My god, Moisture just dropped the Maniac like he was a ninety-nine cent McChicken sandwich...look at Deville, he FOXs it...
DEVILLE: Yeah, I guess you’re right fluke, it’ll have to wait...
**Deville tosses the mic and laughs as he walks nonchalantly back to the dressing rooms**
FOX: The ref has called for the bell, Maniac has gotten his free ticket, but not without paying the price of admission, Moisture laid him out cold, and if I were Maniac, I’d be watching over my shoulder for Scott Deville!
TANUCCI: Yeah, well, you know...oh well!
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, it is the second match in the NCW Championship tournament...first, a man who needs no introduction, he owns the very arena we stand in...the founding father of the Established Elites...TIGE’!!!!!!!
**Discotheque by U2 plays as Tige’ makes his way to the ring**
FOX: Tige’ is in great shape TANUCCI, he’s my pick to win this thing...
TANUCCI: That’s why you do color and you don’t sit on the championship committee, jackass... Tige’, in my book, had his day, but now-a-days, his best bet is to apply for your job, cause you ain’t got the stuff to cut the mustard, you weasel-nut bastard
RINGO: And his opponent, also an original member of the Established Elites...Moisture..
**Moisture by Dishwalla plays as Moisture snakes his way to the ring**
TANUCCI: This will be a great match Stan...one for the ages...
FOX: Yeah, looks like you better not be betting the farm anytime soon either guido... Moisture and Tige’ embrace, shake hands, and Moisture lays down in the center of the ring as senior official Ralph Hedley makes the three count...
RINGO: And your winner, and advancing to the semi-finals of the world championship bracket, TIGE’!!!!
TANUCCI: Looks like Moisture has made Maniac look the fool. All week Maniac thought he had an easy tournament schedule, thinking he would waltz through the first round unscathed, then face a spent Tige’ or Moisture in the semi’s. Unfortunately for Maniac, Moisture has shown the senior Elite much FOX and catapulted him into the next round with even less of a workout than Maniac...
FOX: Yes , but all that will have done is infuriate the Maniac, and he has an hour or so to recover from that (sarcastic tone) vicious left from Moisture!
TANUCCI: Funny...very fucking funny, you fried chicken eatin’ bastard
RINGO: Now, for our third match of the first round, and the first match of the bottom bracket...from Nashville , Tennessee, he’s the bosses hick cousin...”The Madman” Matt Osbourne...
**Bad Company by Bad Company plays through the arena as the big ‘ole hick makes his way to the ring**
TANUCCI: Now there is a bonafide walking dead man, he comes into the Nitemare’s club, signs an NCW contract, and then shatters a thirty dollar bottle of Crown on the Nitemare’s head...that’s like flipping the switch on your own electric chair...
RINGO: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, being accompanied by Miss Money...T-MONEY!!!!
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Come Over by Nelly plays as T-Money pimp walks his way to the ring**
FOX: Now that girl oughta be ashamed to even come up out the house lookin’ like such a whoremonger!
TANUCCI: You know, your really starting to get on my nerves you sack of shit...if you make one more comment about the FOXly Nubian princess or any of the other women of this area, you will be wearing that bottle of liquid lard your drinkin’!
FOX: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the ole bed this mornin’ didn’t they? And for your information, it’s Yoo-Hoo...
TANUCCI: Get a life...and these two are getting started...ya know fat ass, this is our third match of the night, and our first collar and elbow tie up?
FOX: I know it friend... and a huge spinning elbow drop by Osbourne... and Osbourne pulls up T-Money and attempts a barrel throw, but money blocks it with a knee to the jewels...
TANUCCI: But it takes more than a nut shot to keep the bionic redneck down. He nails Money with a vicious clothesline, and now the big man is setting the tempo...and that‘s what you have to do in a tournament like this, make it your game..
FOX: And Money slow to his feet, he doesn’t seem to be on his a-game tonight Frank...
TANUCCI: You can say that again Stan...and Osbourne is having his way with the South Florida pimp...sets him up...oh, powerbomb by Osbourne...oh my Stan...the big man is signaling for the Hillbilly drop, which our fans will recall as being dubbed the Burrier a few years back.
FOX: Wasn’t that the move of the Gravedigger? Wait, don’t tell me, the Madman used to be known as the Gravedigger at one point?
TANUCCI: Yeah Stan, back in the UWL, he wrestled under a mask, and the guise of the ‘Digger so as not to have it said that his family‘s name got him anywhere in the business...he was part of a very powerful alliance called the Warriors Of Darkness I believe...
FOX: That‘s right, didn‘t they feud with IBM and ...oh who was that other guy...you know the one I‘m talking about Frankie...
TANUCCI: You mean him?
**”The Ruler” Paul Blair races down the ramp and low blows the big man, and Osbourne just turns around, with a homicidal look in his eyes...**
FOX: Oh my god, he just pissed that big som’ bitch off...he better get out of dodge...
TANUCCI: Blair looks like he is shocked that Osbourne didn’t flinch, and Osbourne is giving chase to the Ruler...this ones going to end in a ten count victory for T-Money...and he never landed the first punch... the question I keep asking myself is “how many first round screw jobs are we gonna have?”
FOX: Well, we’ve had three, and there in one match left in the first round , so we can’t have more than four, so...
TANUCCI: It was a rhetorical question moron...
FOX: Oh, I gather...well, before our last match of the first round, let’s look at our standings...we have Maniac and Tige’ in the semi-finals of the upper bracket, with Twiggy **cough*(loser)*cough* Ramirez and Moisture headed to the consolation bracket.
TANUCCI: And in the first match of the lower bracket, we have, ironically enough, an upset some would say, with T-Money advancing to the semi-finals to take on the winner of our next bout, with Matt Osbourne heading into the consolation bracket as well, and he will face Twiggy Ramirez...what a joke.. looks like Osbourne gets a consolation first round win......and Moisture will face the loser of our next bout...
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and it is the final bout of the first round of the NCW Championship Tournament...first, hailing from the City of Brotherly FOX...Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE!!!!!!!
**Ironman by AC/DC plays as Pledge makes his way to the ring**
RINGO: And his opponent, being rolled to the ring by his handlers, the men from the dark side of the moon, the edge of insanity....Wraith/Light Warrior/Darklight Warrior.. what?
**”I wanna be sedated” by The Ramones plays as DLW is unlocked and rolled into the ring**
FOX: Okay Frank, what’s the story on this guy, he has three different names, he’s locked in a straight jacket with a bite mask on, and we wanthim here?
TANUCCI: See, why do they hire guys who know dick shit about wrestling to do color with me? why is that, can any of you fans at home answer that? ,If you don’t know who or what the Darklight Warrior is all about, then you really should crawl back under the church that shit you out, capiche’?
FOX: Well, nevertheless, Pledge wastes no time kicking the sam hell out of the mental patient...is this guy going to get up and fight back, or is he just going to lay there and laugh?
TANUCCI: He’s going to lay there and laugh until Pledge’s combined anger and energy have climaxed, then he’ll get up and eat pledge alive...literally... It’s so vile...and disgusting... I FOX it!
FOX: Darklight is taking the abuse...and Pledge seems to be reaching his anger limit... Darklight stands up now...wow...was he the runt of the litter?
TANUCCI: What? Oh god...he’s attacking...he’s attacking...he just jumped on Pledge’s back, he’s biting his ear...DLW just bit off Pledge’s right ear...now is that anyway to treat an American hero? On Independence day no less...I am appalled...
FOX: DL with a barrage of kicks to the back of the head of his victim, pledge is trying to cover up his head, and the blood is pouring from his ear...and the crazy man is just kicking his head like a soccer ball....he’s mashing his potatoes! Oh I knew it...the ref is motioning to the back for a medic, this doesn’t look good for Pledge...
TANUCCI: The trainer’s are in and they hit DL with a tazer and relock the bite mask...guess he’s gonna need to keep that on during matches from now on...and the ref has to give this one to the Darklight Warrior on injury default...Pledge, if he’s able, will face Moisture in the consi’s...brutal...simply brutal...Darklight Warrior will take his insatiable taste for blood and gold into the semi-finals against ...ooh, this is gonna be ugly, T-Money... sheesh... I wonder if DL likes dark meat?
FOX: We’ll find out soon enough...so how is this jig working, are we going to have the consolation matches next, or the semi’s of the winner’s bracket? This is too confusing for me.
TANUCCI: What a surprise...Christ! Look moron, the way the it works is, the first round of the main, then the first round of the consi’s, then the semi’s of the main, then the finals of the consi’s, then the finals of the main. We will have already crowned the Hardcore, North American, and European champions before we have the final match to crown the world and IC champions...it’s not rocket science shit for brains...
FOX: Well, I never...
TANUCCI: Yeah, and you probably never will...
FOX: Just keep the good Lord out of it Biscotti....
RINGO: Anyways, our next bout is the first match of the consolation bracket and it is scheduled for one fall , first, hailing from Music City USA, “The Madman” Matt Osbourne...
**Bad Company by Bad Company plays as the big ole hick makes his way to the ring**
RINGO: And his opponent...
TANUCCI: Aw shit...why bother, that wet back mother fucker isn’t gonna show, hey Osbourne...congrats, your the winner by default, you will face the winner of Moisture vs. Pledge Allegiance later!
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, with that said, let us begin our next bout...first...here is MOISTURE!!!!!!
**Moisture by Dishwalla plays**
RINGO: And his opponent....wait...a moment...
**Ringo puts his hand over his left ear so that he can hear what is being said in his ear piece in the right ear**
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed by Mr. Osbourne that Pledge Allegiance has been transported to Auburn University Medical Center. Due to the way the tournament has progressed, there has been a replacement chosen for Pledge in this match...facing Moisture will be “Devious” Scott Deville.....
**Deville makes his way to the ring**
TANUCCI: Finally, a real fucking match, this should be awesome.. Moisture initiating a collar and elbow tie up...and Deville with a hip toss.. Moisture back to his feet, Irish whip to the ropes...clothesline by Moisture, and now Deville is down....
FOX: But not for long Frank, Deville is up and he is pissed.. how sadistic is this Moisture?
TANUCCI: Pretty damned sadistic...that’s what makes him Elite...Deville with a standing drop kick to the back of Moisture...but the masked man is back up as if it had no effect.. and all that did was pour fuel on the fire Stan...
FOX: I hear that brother...and Moisture is relentless with the knife edged chops...one after another blistering the chest of Deville red, my God this is carnal warfare!!!
TANUCCI: Moisture is hooking the leg of Deville, and FINISHER, that has to be all, cover by Moisture 1.....2.......3! Moisture will face Matt Osbourne after the next bout!!!
FOX: But look Frank, Deville is getting to his feet, he shakes the hand of Moisture...what a competitor!
TANUCCI: Point and case, is Deville still in this thing? I mean, yes, he was in the consolation bracket, but this is his first loss of the tournament...how does the Nitemare handle this situation?
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Osbourne has asked me to once again inform you of the remaining matches and competitors. The wrestler’s still remaining in the championship bracket are Maniac, Tige’, T-Money, and Darklight Warrior. In the consolation bracket, we have Matt Osbourne, Moisture, and Scott Deville. The winners of the two remaining main bracket matches will face off for the World title, with the loser gaining the Intercontinental title. The losers of the Maniac-Tige’ match and the DLW-T-Money matches will drop to the consolation bracket. The loser of Tige’-Maniac will face “Devious” Scott Deville, and the loser of the DLW-T-Money match will face the winner of the Matt Osbourne-Moisture match. The winners of those two matches will face each other for the North American title, with the loser gaining the European match. With that said, it is time to determine the finalists for the NCW Championship!!!
**Discotheque by U2 plays as Tige’ makes his way to the ring**
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, here is TIGE’!!!!!!!
**Alive by Pearl Jam plays**
RINGO: And his opponent, MANIAC!!!!!!
TANUCCI: These two have literally hated each others guts for years...the bad blood beneath these two’s bridges runs out of the ring into the locker room, all the way home...and look at ‘em go Stan...look at ‘em go!!!
FOX: They are trading blows left and right...punch for punch, these two are going to rip each other apart...and I’ll put money on Darklight Warrior eating what’s left!!
TANUCCI: Tige’ is gaining the upper hand now, and body slam by the Elite...but Maniac back to his feet, Maniac with a Russian leg sweep...but that won’t be enough to keep Tige’ down...Tige’ with a kick to the mid-section, and Maniac drops to a knee, and Tige’ off the ropes...missile drop kick to the face of Maniac, and that’s gonna leave a mark...
FOX: Maniac is staggering trying to regain his composure...he finally gets to his feet, Tige’ looks like he’s gonna try that kick off the ropes again, but wait, Maniac was playing possum, he catches Tige’ around the ankles as he came off the ropes and pancakes him to the mat...and I’ll tell ya Frankie, that mat’s got zero give to it...
TANUCCI: Ya think? Tige’ is reeling in pain from that one, and look at this, typical Maniac, showboating, and he reall should have left that shit in the locker room where it belongs, it’ll cost him, hell, he could have put a submission maneuver on his foe, but no, he has to taunt the crowd..fucking Canuck...
FOX: And he missed the maple Leaf express, Tige’ just pulled his feet out from under him in desperation, oooooh, Maniac’s head hit the turnbuckle...he’s not getting up Frank...this doesn’t look good, Maniac could be very badly injured...we need to get a medic down here...
TANUCCI: Fuck that Molson Ice drinking bastard, with his watered down beer and his salty Canadian Bacon, I hope he goes into a coma, what about you,eh?
FOX: Tige’ is on the same page with you, he’s taking advantage of Maniac’s ill fate, he scoops up the limp, and seemingly lifeless body of the Canadian hero and he sets him up on the turnbuckle....TIGE’ TIME!!! TIGE’ TIME!!!! I told you Frank, Tige’ is the man, nobody can stop Tige’...and here comes the gurney for maniac...wait a minute, look at that EMT...
TANUCCI: That ain’t no EMT, that’s Moisture...he spins Tige’ around and delivers an upper cut like he delivered on Maniac in the first round...my God, Tige’ is supposed to be his friend dammit...what’s the meaning of this?!?
FOX: And look at the Canadian hero... back on his feet....he wasn’t hurt, he was faking it again...now that’s using your head...hehehe....he now scoops up Tige’s limp and lifeless body...and HEADHUNTER!!!!!!! He pulled out the old stuff, he knew Tige’ would have been prepared for the newer moves of his arsenal, so he pulled out the circa MWWF finisher...unbelievable...cover by Maniac....1.......2.......3!!!!
TANUCCI: I don’t fucking believe this, Mr. Osbourne’s lifelong nemesis is going to the finals...I can only wonder how the boss is taking this one!!!
**Scene fades to the luxury boxes where the Nitemare and his entourage are watching the show. The owner of the NCW seems to have had a bit too much to drink**
NRO: Oh come on, that was some (hiccup) BULLSHIT!!!! Damned screw jobs (burp)...somebody get Maniac up here, I’m gonna nail that son of a bitch with a Badd Dream...that moron, he ain’t gettin my title...that bastard...
ASSOCIATE: Uhm Rob, he’s gonna have a title, he’s in the finals dude, you can’t stop him now...and sit down, you’re in no shape to Badd Dream anybody...
NRO: What bitch?
**Osbourne grabs his associate and gives him the infamous inverted ddt**
NRO: Now what mother fucker? Now what? Now, would one of you assholes like to get Maniac up here now?
**Scene fades back to the announcer’s booth as several of Osbourne‘s associates rush out of the box. As the announcer begins to speak, he is cut off by the sound of static on the DreamVision, suddenly, it comes in to focus to reveal “The Ruler“ Paul Blair somewhere outside the building...he begins to speak**
BLAIR: Hey Matt Osbourne...that’s right you big hich bastard, I’m talking to you! Guess you’re a little miffed at me for attempting to shatter the family jewels...of course when i delivered that low blow all i did was win a ten dollar bet Jeff Jericho and I had from a few years back...you really are a dickless bastard aren’t you? Here’s the deal...I am on a excavation if you will, of your soul...see, I’m looking for the man that at one point had so much anger, evil, and hostility pent up inside that he would take his own family members and powerbomb them off of the tope rope...but i guess after seeing you in you “new found” glory here tonight that the rumors are true...that the Digger is no more...that’s D-I-double Grr..that spells Digger! Where are ya dead man? I miss you...and I want you to come home...hehehehe....I WILL RULLLLLLLE YOU!!!!!!!!
**DreamVision fades out as Johnny Ringo finishes announcing the next bout**
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen the following bout is the second semi-final match to determine who will go on to face Maniac in the finals...first, hailing from the dark side of the moon...the Darklight Wraith Warrior...what?
**”I wanna be sedated” by the Ramones plays as the handler‘s roll out the DLW and take off his straight jacket, but this time leave on the bite guard**
RINGO: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida T-Money!!!
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Come Over by Nelly plays as T-Money is shown on the DreamVision telling Miss Money to stay in the back. After much deliberation, she complies, and outcomes T-Money to the ring**
TANUCCI: T-Money has no idea what he is about to go through...no idea what so ever...wait...what is the Warrior doing...he just flipped off T-Money and rolled out of the ring and jumped the barricade...the handler’s are giving chase.. Darklight is bolting!
FOX: I guess he got a taste for freedom earlier, says screw the title, he’s gettin; while the gettin’s good!!! Never keep a man in bondage...it can turn ugly real quick like!
TANUCCI: No Stanley, he got a taste of Pledge Allegiance! What a joke...the ref calls for the bell and Mr. Change for a Dollar, gets a ten count victory into the finals...oh my God Stan...that means the Main Event is gonna be T-Money against Maniac for the NCW World Title...
FOX: Yessiree! But look here, the handlers have shot a tranquilizer gun and downed the Darklight Warrior. He got his wish that his music requests...he’s sedated!!! Looks like they’ll keep a closer lock on him in his consolation bout!!!
TANUCCI: So our main event is set, Maniac versus T-Money for the NCW World Title, with the loser getting the IC title...the matches still remaining on the undercard are Tige’-DeVille, Osbourne-Moisture. Then the winners of those two will face off for the North American Title, with the loser gaining the European title. Now here’s the clincher Stan, the loser of the Tige’-DeVille match will face the Darklight Warrior and the winner of that one will gain the Hardcore title...
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a semi-final consolation match to determine the qualifiers for the North Americn/ European title match....first, hailing from Nashville, Tennessee, “The Madman” Matt Osbourne!!!!
**Bad Company by Bad Company plays as The hick makes his way to the ring, clutching what appears to be a large bunch of material of some sort..almost resembling a mask**
RINGO: And his opponent, MOISTURE!!!!
**Moisture by Dishwalla plays as Moisture steps onto the ramp**
OSBOURNE: Hey, Paul Blair...I don’t know where you disappeared to, and it’s probably in your best interests that you did. But look here chump stain...I’m sick of this...and hey ring announcer, I’m sick of you ..I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired of people saying Osbourne this, and Osbourne that...I tell you people what...Matt Osbourne is history...that’s right freak **Osbourne points at Moisture** you get a freebie...cause I’m threw with this penny antie bullshit...Paul Blair...you brought this on yourself....you just remember that boy...IT‘S TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!!!!
TANUCCI: Osbourne rolls out of the ring and walks slowly up the ramp, glances hard at moisture as they pass each other, he turns one last time and holds up the bunch of crumpled material in his hand once more and heads back stage...I think we may not have seen the last of him...
FOX: Oh that is for sure, Frank, you don’t think he meant...
TANUCCI: Yes, yes I do...the Gravedigger may be popping up in an arena near you Stan! But for now, Moisture will face the winner of Tige‘-Deville, so ladies and gentlemen, Moisture will wear NCW gold!
RINGO: Our next match is scheduled for one fall...
**Discotechque by U2 plays as Tige’ makes his way to the ring**
RINGO: And his opponent...
** Evil by KMFDM plays as Scott Deville makes his way towards the ring**
FOX: And look at this, in NCW fashion, Deville isn’t even going to make it to the ring before he gets screwed...Maniac is out from the back and he is all over Deville, oh my God, he just hit the Headhunter on Deville, but here comes Tige’....
TANUCCI: And Tige’ just gave maniac the Tige’ time...and Maniac back to his feet, they are trading blows...and Tige’ gets the advantage, and he Irish whips Maniac towards the ring, and maniac rolls in the ring...and here comes Tige’! I don‘t think Scott Deville is going to be able to go on...it looks like Darklight Warrior gets a bye, and our first NCW Hardcore Champion is DARKLIGHT WARRIOR!!!!!
FOX: Back in the ring Tige’ is beating the hell out of Maniac, and Maniac had better be cautious, he still has a World Title match left! And speaking of World Title matches, here comes T-Money!!!!
TANUCCI: My God Stan, we’re having the main even right now!!! Maniac and T-money are trading lefts, and Tige’ now from behind on Maniac...oh, he’s got him in the octopus stretch...and while he wrenches the torso of Maniac, T-Money is steadily jabbing the face of the Canadian Icon..oh this ruthless, and never in a million years would I have ever thought I would see Tige’ and T-Money working together...this is unbelievable!!!!!!!
FOX: And now the NCW security is ion the ring separating them...let’s go to Ringo and see what the official decision is on this Deville-Tige’ bout!
RINGO: The winner of this bout due to interference by Maniac, and advancing to the finals of the consolation bracket to face Moisture.....TIGE’!!!!!!!!
FOX: So I guess we know who will have championships, now we just have to see who will hold which belts, correct Frank?
TANUCCI: That’s right Stanley. T-Money, Maniac, Tige’, and Moisture will be the first barrage of NCW Champions, and of course, the Darklight Warrior has already captured the NCW Hardcore title!
FOX: Well, you can’t get much more hardcore than cannibalism!
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to determine the NCW North American and European champions! The competitors, ironically faced off in the first round...both being Established, both being Elite...Tige’ and Moisture!!!
**The men are already in the ring, as the bell rings to signify the start of the match!**
FOX: Moisture and Tige’ aren’t going to have a lay down respect match this time around...and they lock up...Moisture with the advantage..and front wrist lock...but Tige’ counters with a reversal...
TANUCCI: Tige’ in control now. Judo slap by Tige’, and Moisture is gonna feel that sting on his chest for days to come! Moisture is back up and delivers a roundhouse kick to the back of the head of a showboating Tige’!
FOX: And Tige’ is reeling from that blow. Moisture with a senton splash...and he just put an impression of Tige’s head permanently into the NCW ring!!!
TANUCCI: Moisture is signalling for The End...he climbs the ropes..he goes up, oh my this move is insane, it is a reverse 450 splash!
FOX: Wouldn’t that be a -450?
TANUCCI: My God, are you really that stupid? Listen to me, go back to the General Baptist church that excommunicated you and beg them for forgiveness...
FOX: There is only One who can grant forgiveness...our Lord and Savior... Chris.....
TANUCCI: JESUS! Will you get a grip already....you don’t work in the church anymore, you don’t minister the Word of God to believers now...no...in fact, you minister pain to the legions of wrestling fans from around the world...oh nevermind...oh my, Tige’ just rolled out of the way of The End...he pulls Moisture up from the mat...and TIGE’ TIME!!!!
FOX: Cover by Tige’ 1........2.........3!!!!
RINGO: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and NEW NCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION...TIGE’!!!!!!
**Johnny Ringo hands Tige’ the NA Title, and a microphone. Tige’ grabs the European title from Ringo’s hands that he was going to present to Moisture**
TIGE’: Hey, vaginal secretion...if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, you don’t try and screw Tige’ boy! You are the only reason I don’t have the World title around my waist, you piece of shit...here’s your European belt, now why don’t you catch the first plane to Sarejevo and defend it...ass monger...hey Auburn...AIN’T IT COOL?
FOX: Well, we are one match away from one of the most exciting events in the history of professional wrestling! With North American, European, and Hardcore Champions already crowned, who knows what will come in the main event...
TANUCCI: Not that it really matters but, did anybody out there in TV land notice that all of the champions crowned thus far have been members of the Established Elites at one time or another, but no longer associate with one another?
FOX: Interesting...very interesting! Well Frank..it’s about that time...wait...we are getting word that there is activity in the locker room...
**Scene fades to the maniac sitting in his locker room with a bag of ice over his eye..an NCW official enters and hands the Maniac a note saying to come to the Nitemare’s luxury box, and he heads in that direction. He knocks and someone says come in, so he enters the box, the lights are off, he flips them on, no one appears to be in the box**
MANIAC: What do you want? Rob..Rob, are you in here?
**All of a sudden the door shuts and The Nitemare is hand cuffed and unconcious on the floor behind the door, Maniac tries to wake him, but to no avail....he notifies a security guard in the hall way and heads back to the locker room wondering what the meaning of the incident was**
FOX: What was that all about Frank?
TANUCCI: I have no idea, but Maniac had better get back down to the floor, its time for destiny to unfold for one of these young men here tonight!
RINGO: Ladies and Gentlemen, the owner of Nitemare Championship Wrestling....”The Nitemare” Rob Osbourne....
**My Way by Limp Bizkit blares through the arena as the CEO of the NCW marches out onto the ramp way**
NRO: First of all, let me say congratulations to the champions that have been crowned thus far this evening. Secondly, let me say this, Maniac, I just viewed the security footage of my assault, and you will be hearing from my lawyers. Thirdly, this coming Monday we will have our very first Monday Night Meltdown of the Re-launch of NCW. I am happy to announce to you the matches for that event...
HARDCORE MATCH
“Devious” Scott Deville VS. Vega
HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
Paul Blair VS. Darklight Warrior (Champion)
#1 CONTENDER MATCH
Moisture VS. The loser of the main event at Revolution
MAIN EVENT (Non-Title)
Tige’ VS. Winner of main event at Revolution
NRO: With that said let’s get us a World Champion!!!!
RINGO: First, from Canada...MANIAC!!!!!!
**Alive by Pearl Jam plays as Maniac makes his way to the ring staring down Osbourne who joins the commentators**
RINGO: And his opponent, hailing from Orlando, Florida...T-MONEY!!!!!
**Come Over by Nelly plays as T-Money makes his way to the ring**
FOX: This is gonna be awesome!
NRO: I can tell you from personal experience, T-Money is in for the fight of his life...
TANUCCI: And they lock up...Maniac with a knife edge chop, and the crowd responds with a tributary WHOOOOOO...and again, Maniac with the chops, blistering the ebony chest of T-Money...
NRO: T-Money seems to be feeding on this....it looks like this kid has been holding back on us in the first two rounds...oh my, he just delivered a standing side kick to the Maniac...
FOX: T-Money doing a little break dancing now, and that could cost him in the long run.
TANUCCI: Oh my, Maniac catches him with a strong sambo suplex, and that just brought the crowd to its feet...
NRO: No, HE just brought the crowd to its feet...
**Nitemare points to Tige’ who has raced down the ramp and slid under the bottom rope...**
NRO: Is he gonna drop the Maniac...no, it looks like he’s going after T-Money, he’s attempting the Tige’ Time...but T-Money ducks, and oh my God, he just laid out the Maniac...their are going to be serious consequences and repercussions off of that one..T-Money now nose to nose with Tige’...
T-Money with a cover on maniac, and the ref looks like he is not sure if he should count or DQ T-Money...Mr.Osbourne, your opinion?
**Osbourne grabs a house mic**
NRO: Hey, we have had one too many screw job endings, and we all know a title cannot be decided on a DQ, so Ralphie boy, count it...
FOX: Oh no, Osbourne just told senior official Ralph Hedley to make the count 1............2..............3!!!!
NRO: And your NCW World Champion....T-MONEY!!!!!!!!!
FOX: Yeah, thanks to Tige’
TAnUCCI: And Tige’ is raising the hand of T-Money, he points to him with his other hand...what’s this? He just spun him around and gave him the Tige’ Time!!! Oh my, they say turn about is fair play!!! Tige’ with a mic now over the ko’d bodies of Maniac and T-Money
TIGE’: T-Money, did you really think you had what it took to be World Champion? Boy, without me, you were just another brother from the hood that got lucky! And Maniac, you could have had this belt, if Moisture would have kept his nose out of my business! So thank the vaginal secretion for your little headache your gonna have when you wake up! So maybe if you two show up at Meltdown, you can take it out on each other and get a shot at my belt...and T-Money, if you want my belt back, show up at Meltdown, and leave your two dollar whore at home will ya? AIN’T IT COOL?
NRO: My god, Tige’ is leaving with the World title and his North American title...this is insanity...trust me people, come Monday we will have order, there will be NO MORE SCREW JOB ENDINGS!!!! WE ARE HIRING A COMMISIONER DAMMIT...THIS IS CRAP!
**Scene fades as Tige’ backs up the ramp with the North American and World titles draped over his shoulders**