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| **Scene opens to find the Nitemare sitting at a table aboard his private 747 playing a game of cards with his close personal friend, All-Canadian Champion, "Too Xtreme" Ricky Osb....adger. They giggle over a few choice one liners and take a few shots of Goldschlagger. Rob reaches over and flips on his digital satelite uplink to the SAW television studios in Manhatten.** |
| NRO: Hey Scotty, don't think I haven't been listening, and please, allow me to clue you in and bring you up to speed so you can say you are in the know when it comes to Rob Osbourne, it isn't much, but it's a start on your quest to become King of the Midcard. You can gloat about to the curtain jerkers in the back while I'm on in the main events defending the top prize in the SAW, the Undisputed Championship. Ok, first i must adamantly correct you in the case of me not living for the moment Scottimous Maximus. On the contrary, I AM the moment! If it weren't for my on the edge style, guys like you never would have been able to get the kind of gimmick matches that your masochistic asses get off on. While I'll admit, I am no masochist, but there is just something about feeling the warm trickle of blood coming down my forehead....it does something to a man....doesn't it Scott? Why in the hell do you think I booked your little escapades with Chamber in the NCW? I did it to entertan myself. I too, although not as ultimately, and desperately clinging to it like you, have a hardcore streak that runs through to the core of my being. Do you realize how much pain a man can endure when he has smoked Peyote that the Jackass gets from his concubine on the reservation? My God...you want to talk about hardcore Scott? Ask Pledge how hardcore I am...better yet, let me show you the only image you need to see. this following shot is from EWA SuperPop on April 1st, 1998. Oh you remember that day well don't you Pledgie Wedgie? It is the following glimpse into history that all of you here in SAW should be thanking me for. If it weren't for the fire that was feuled on this very night, the SAW would never exist. |
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| NRO: *Singing* Memories....of the way we were.... TX: That is sick as hell Robbie. That was the night you won the Universal Title right? NRO: Ding, correct my boy, pick any prize from the top shelf... TX: The top shelf? That's where the good stuff is, eh? NRO: Atta boy! But back to the Devious one. The crooked Heel if your nasty. You want to get gimmickier pal? I will take gimmickification to a whole new level, oh yes! How does this strike you there Cruella? How about a double cell flaming turnbuckle, barbed wire rope exploding land mine, Undisputed title on a pole atop the roof of the second cell ladder match? Now if that doesn't strike your fancy, you need to go back to the IoA, because the Saviour is about to judge the dead there, and I bet you could save yourself a week's wait and just go get judged now. But I digress. You have also yet another history lesson here tonight. Let us rewind back to the days of the MWWF...ah yes, we shall continue to beat that dead horse! You should really check out a copy of my new book, available on bookshelves everywhere, "The Birth of a Nitemare" Once you read it you will realize that if you think there are alot of Osbournes running around nowadays, we are one less than we used to be. It was a long time ago, but the man some of you know as The Gravedigger, and others know as my cousin, "The Madman" Matt Osbourne once had a brother. Steven Osbourne, or , as he was known to the folly of the MWWF, "Sexy" Steve Osbourne. Long story short, he crossed the line and pushed the wrong buttons with me in an anything goes match Scott. And do you want to know where he is now? Well, I would tell ya, but you can read about it in my new book, "The Birth of a Nitemare", on shelves of your better booksellers!!!! Scott, you and Pledge I am sure, will find a way out of my match requests. Well, at least you will have the KY ready for when Pledgie Wedgie slides it in. It won't tear and pull so much. And remember, above all else what i always say Scott... |
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