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| **Scene opens to find "The Nitemare" working out in his personal gym at his home in Nashville. He has had the graphic team at Osbourne Inc. draw up a bit of a "motivational" poster for him to hang in the training room. The poster features his next victim, Scott Deville, and the most probable victim to follow, that schmuck, Trent Davidson. He finishes his set and notices that Pro Wrestling Network Vice-President of Operations, Lee Haberdash, has decided to pay him a personal visit for the weekly featurette entitled "Ask the boss." Haberdash and his camera crew set-up as Osbourne heads into the shower room. Once they are ready to go, he emerges in nothing but a towel, and poses for the camera before they begin the interview.** |
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| Haberdash: Thanks so much for doing this last minute Rob, it means alot. NRO: No prblem Lee, you just make sure the UA looks good, and you have more than done your part. Haberdash: It's gonna be hard to make you guys look any better than you already do, you do now hold EVERY singles championship in SAW. What is next? NRO: What is next? "Devious" Scott Deville, the self-proclaimed 'Crooked Heel' Haberdash: Obviously. But what about the direction of the UA, and the status of SAW. You all seem to be running rough shod over the Family like delinquent children giving grandad a coronary, where does the UA go from this point? NRO: I guess you could say that's a good question, but it really isn't if you think about it. The four of us, no matter what anyone does or says to try and split us up, are inseperable. We have boinds that run deeper than blood, and that cannot be tainted. Take Deville and his little "Mid Carder in training" he has popping up with him as of late. The guy is a joke, and just another futile attempt, in a long list of futile attempts by the SAW management to try and move the spotlight to someone other than the UA. Plain and simple. |
| Haberdash: True indeed. Rb, the rumors in the dirt sheets and on the internet is that you will do whatever is neccisary to retain that championship at Genesis. Some are speculating that the rather biased overtones in the new issue of the Force is foreshadowing by the suits that you are near the end of your run, at least in SAW that is. Any comments? NRO: What? Listen here Lee, the day Pledge Alligence is able to beat me is the day my SAW run is over, and that is the bottom line. As for the Undisputed Title, well, it makes sense, I am the top dog in the game, and everybody is going to want their shot at my title. But see, I used the old noodle again while the rest of the rather stagnant talent pool in SAW are worrying about money, I am planning the future out one beating at a time. This weekend at Genesis, i will start with Scott Deville. He has been a thorn in my side and an ember in my eye for way too long now. He has followed me from one promotion to another taunting me from the shadows, begging me to help put him over and make him the king of the midcard. Sorry Scott, you had your chance to get over in the World title tounrament, it didn't happen then, and it damn sure won't happen now. I have gotten my edge back since then Scott, and you didn't put up much of a fight, even for the shape I was in. I will be the first to admit, I was a bit sluggish to say the least when i came over from the IoA. I hadn't had to do much ring work while running the company. Not to mention i had to rehab after getting hit by that Humvee. I got fat in the ass and lost a step, but now I am back to Undisputed Championship form, and if that walking fucking splooge wad, Trent Davidson thinks I only know seven or eight moves, more power to him, cause that is that much faster i will shove his fat head up his, what one would have to assume is a rather large, anal orophice Haberdash: Never a dull moment when conducting an interview with the Nitemare folks. Moving right along, are you pleased with the opponent you have this week? One has to assume that you had a longing for Blast to come out on top. NRO: Right you are, but that old dog will get his day. Am I pleased with the victim this week? No, no I am not. I guess Jimmy needs to exercise his rectal muscles a little, that way he won't be so sore from continually getting fucked by management. Haberdash: Okay....wow, tough room huh? How does the T-Money -V- Jack Mason match effect the balance of power within the UA? NRO: It doesn't effect it at all. It is business, nothing personal. Jack and T are two of the most dangerous men you can put in that ring, especially against one another. This is nothing more than a horrible stab at debauchery by the suits. Pledgie Wedgie knows the only men worthy of holding any of the championships within his organization are all packages in one nice, neat unit called the Unholy Alliance. The sooner Pledge understands that , regardless who's hand is raised at the end of that World Title match, the UA will all get in the same limo, and all go to the same club, all drink from the same bottle, all smoke the same joint, and all fuck the same groupies. As long as the gold stays with us, it doesn't matter who wins. Besides, I call the shots anyway, so how would those two going at it effect the power balance? Sheesh Lee, ask some real questions , or I'm gonna have to see you out. Haberdash: One final question, and don't answer it, it's just something to think about, then please, give us your final thoughts. Do you think the reports that Deville and his new lackey are going to allign themselves with the Underground Army just to even the odds? NRO: Oh, i can answer that one Lee. Of course I think they will, and of course I can tell you that it really doesn't make a bit of good god damn to me if they do. My match is a cage match...steel cage ladder match no less. How about we go one better Scotty, that is if you have the sac. Why don't we toss a roof on it, and replace the runbuckles with glass contained C-4, that's your bag right Deville? Mother fucker please, mother fucker please, the quicker ALL of you in this damn promotion realize that there is nothing I cannot do, and no one I cannot beat, the better off you all shall be. As for closing comments, I have a doozie for ya. You've all seen the commercials for Genesis...."and on the seventh day, God created SAW..." what a crock of shit. So what. So on the 7th day he created SAW, then he rested. You know why he had to rest? Because it says in the good book...." He called the light day, and the darkness night, then there was day, then there was Night, the 1st day..." Plain and simple SAW, there isn't a damn thing that you can do about it, we were here first , and we'll still be here when the last fan leaves and the doors are locked for good. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a special event to get ready for. Haberdash: What would that be? NRO: I have suite tickets for the AIW debut, Antidote this Thursday in Daytona, it's gonna be a rush!!!! |
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| The preceding announcement has been paid for by the Unholy Alliance. |