DR: Yes Robert, you are a male. Why must you always be asking these kinds of questions? I thought you told me the only drug you use is the maivana?
NRO: Yeah doc, just herb. Look, that two bit shit box Pledge Alligence ruined my retirement party plans and is holding me to my contract in his Sadisticly Annoying Wrestling promotion. I saw an opportunity to get out and he showed up at my club last night and tossed a contract in my face. So I figure I'll one up him, as I usually do, and throw a few blows "below the belt" if you know what i mean!
DR.: No, I have no idea what you are talking about!
NRO: Great, so you saw it on PWN then right? Cool, listen here doc, before I was railroaded away from the SAW World Title by Pledge and his minions...damn, can the guy just not swallow the Nitemare being his champion? I mean he should want someone worthy, someone he knows is so damned good that he can't even beat them! Why Hillard? The red white and retarded but munch could lay watse to the Dead man anyday, is that his schtick doc? have I properly diagnosed the illness of the SAW?
DR:Illness? Cure? Sickness? I am zee doctor hear Robert!
NRO: Curious? you think that would be the right dosage to put it over the edge and cure its disease laden locker rooms? I concur doctor. I will write out the prescription and hand deliver it to Mr Alligence...speaking of that clown, why in the hell he has ran around the world spelling his name "Alligence" I don't get it doc, is it a side effect of the disease that is doing it?
DR.:Robert, please, vith all due respect, please do not come to my office stoned!!!!
NRO: Right, i forgot that diptheria and anal pollops were also rare side efects to the SAW's illness. Well, here ya go SAW, take two of these and call me in the morning, this is what you need to get you back to a clean bill of health...
