**Scene opens to the Nitemare peeling out of the arena following IOA Heat Wave this past Saturday night. Just moments ago he was on his cell phone demanding to be released from his contract as a wrestler because of the shaft that was rammed up his one time rival, long time friend, Pledge Alligance's ass. He is driving to this jet as we come into the picture**

The Nitemare is on his cell phone...he really should have that godamned thing surgically attached to his ear...

NRO: Yeah, fuck him man! Jericho isn't even in my leaugue, never will be! His daddy wasn't shit, and neither is he. Yeah that cock suker won, they screwed Pledge and Shawn at the end of the match. What did I do? I fucking walked yo, you think I was going to stay there and watch that shit crumble? Hell no, those pricks pinned the collapse and demise of the CWF on my shoulders, they weren't gonna have the chance to do it with that sinking ship, the IOA!!!

Osbourne flips his phone off and presses harder on the accelerator of his Cadillac Denali headed for the Airport in the Philipines. As he reaches the airstrip, he notices his latest aquisition landing, a private 747. The back hatch lowers and he drives the Denali right aboard into what would be the coach section on a normal plane. He gets out of the SUV and walks into the cabin area as the plane taxi's the run way awating take off. As he rolls a fresh doob of the last of the killer Philipine Dank, his phone rings.

NRO: Osbourne Inc....yeah, this is him...whatt? No way, you HAVE to be kidding me, so that's the real reason that sorry son of a bitch darted when he did, to reopen that garbage heap that should be called the OTWF huh? You don't get it? The OTWF, "Old Timers Wrestling Federation". Hey, just think, at 29, I'll be the youngest mother fucker on the roster...sweet...yeh, that means I'm in. He worked for me, I go work for him, that's what "The Family" is all about. I'll see you in Philadelphia then, all right Simon, take it easy brother...

**The scene fades as the Nitemare stops to sign a few autographs for some fans at the Philly airport tarmack.**

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