War and Peace? Fuck Peace, and fuck Sickboy too.

**The scene opens to find Rob Osbourne back aboard his private plane as it taxi's the runway in preparations to leave the airport after Heatwave. Rob is being attended to by his staff physicians after his brutal match with his estranged cousin Matt. The entire IoA staff is in helter skelter wondering how quickly Mz. Danky will ascend to the throne with Blair out of action. Rob sits patiently while the doctors finish mending the lacerations about his head, chest, face, neck, and breast. Once they finish he sparks up a doob and switches on his digital uplink to the PWN server and beins addressing , not only hisupcoming victim, Bruno of Death Squad, but also the paranoid dillusions that have been flowing from the obviously retarded mouth of Sickboy. **

Well , well, well, it looks liek the old saying of "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it" couldn't be more true for our new friends The Dick Squad. I see that i am slated to destroy Bruno this week. I forget, is that the big retarded mute, or the skiny little prick?

Not like it matters though, really, I mean come on. These guys couldn't even succesfully take out X-Rated and T-Money, what on the face of God's green earth makes either of them even think they can begin to hold their own with me? Shit guys, I'll wrestle BOTH of you at the same time! As if one would be present without the other anwho? Let's see, five minutes spent on Bruno and the Dick Squad....yeah, that should cover them.

Now let us address this little fuck stick who has ran his mouth about me for the last god damned time.....SICKBOY!

What, preytell, where you watching when you saw Tim Osbourne defeat Rob Osbourne? No offense to big Timmie, but it wouldn't happen. I'm guessing you had Emma's johnson so far up your ass that you thought I wrestled Tim last night, but that was Matt Osbourne, Senior, a.k.a. "The Gravedigger" you pile of rabbit pellets!

For the fans out there that more than likely either turned the channel, went to take a shit, or went to bed when your promo aired , let us replay the "meat and potatoes" of your little attempt at sniping the AIW....

"Sickboy:Well looks like the IOA is being Invaded at the moment Huh emma.

Emma:yeah If you ask me They're doing a crap Job too

Sickboy:Now now We don't want the old timers association on to our asses

Emma:Yeah good Point

Sickboy:I mean Rob Osbourne has tried and tried to successfully invade this fine company and he hasn't got anywhere fast

Emma:Espcially The SAW invaision

(sickboy and emma look at eachother and Laugh)

Sickboy:That didn't even count as invaision That invaision was so crap the SAW closed down shortly after. but not without producing Chemical X a Great wrestler who saw the Light and Joined Us The IOA. hey what about the TRUE Osbourne Tim osbourne he beat the Hell out of His Family member Rob Crap wrestler Osbourne.

Emma:No doubt he is the true Osbourne of The family. Oh look i've got to go Photo Shoot Wish Me luck

Sickboy:Knock em Dead Sweetie

(emma Leaves the View)

Sickboy:Now where was i Oh yes Rob Osbourne Now i know your a Great wrestler here in the IOA but Problem Is you suck Your not champioship Material so You try and crush a company that Called you Unworthy Of titles And Guess what you failed everytime Let's look at the OLD FARTS CLUB SAW At least Chemical X Joined a Company that would Give Regconiton to Him. But the rest of you OLD Farts Went against us to invade and You FAILED miserably Hell addams and Me Just ran your invaision Dry. So Now With the AIW your going to try and invade with them Good luck Osbourne Because it ain't going to Happen your guys compared to us are a Bunch Of rejects That wrestle For a lousy 5 Bucks to keep themselves alive The invaision Is Not going To Be Successfully No matter how You look at it Get used to It Rob You Just a wannabe Who wants to Overthrow Paul blair. Hell your a Disgrace to wrestling. I saved Breaking Point from Being a disaster when I saw You Listed for a Title shot at addams. Because you were not Worthy For Title Shots Sorry Rob You Just simply Suck

Now I will Be taking On a Guy Named Shane Hillard OH come on Why am i made to suffer wrestling rookies This guy Is a Nobody But what the hell I'll Give this kid a whirl because No matter what he will Not Beat me Shane Look at the records I'm a Former TLC And World Champ and Now I suffer because i have to wrestle You Why? Because Paul Blair Put me against you. Oh by the way i'm waiting for that rematch Paul world title you Know.Shane you will learn the hardway On december 14th 2002 The year of the Sickboy what it's like to face A Pro Not a Rookie So Shane See you A the Heatwave."

Now, let us pick you to pieces, one rotten, maggot ridden, piece of your carcass at a time, shall we?

You say that there is an invasion going on that is a crap job...well, you must be talking about X-Rated, huh? You must, as you said they weren't doing very much, and seeing as how I beat Paul Blair to the point that he was left lying motionless in a puddle of his own blood and piss would negate the fact that I couldn't be the guy you are talking about.

Then your man-whore, that she-he-him-her, that wildebeast hermaphodite with both male and female sexual organs, Emma , says something about the SAW Invasion and then you retort with how it went belly up, and so did the SAW. Hmmm..you are right, but, again, like most of the extremely overated piles of cow manure that seep into the IoA locker room every week, CHECK YOUR FACTS DICK HEAD!

I was involved in the only succesful part of the SAW Invasion, the first attack. About three days after that attack, Pledge Alligence and Scott Deville raped me of my SAW Undisputed Championship and I signed with the AIW the next day you little faggot!

Then...then...as if you hadn't made a big enough arse out of yourself, you say Chemical X is a good wrestler? Jesus fucking Christ man, Chemical X couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag! Chemical X couldn't carry mu jock, and you you couldn't even afford my jock Stickboy.

I'll have you know , you, and all the rest of the IoA that I sent in one of my Icons in Training into the IoA just as the SAW invasion begun, so that I would have a mole on the inside, but the day I left SAW, and you can check the record books on thi one, the day I left SAW, my mole left IoA. His name? "The Saviour" Shawn James.

You remember him, don't you Stickboy? The first ever TLC Champion? Who was that asshole he beat in three and 1/3 minutes to win that belt? Oh, that's right you little cock munch, it was you! I taught Shawn James everything he knew. He wiped his ass with you and hung you out to dry into the brittle, smelly shit rag you are today. So do yourself a favor and step off, before I step on you, because you are nothing more than a cockroach in my world little girl.

Then, THEN as if you hadn't already dug your own grave and had Digger start throwing the dirt on your coffin, you CONTINUED to run that mangina in the middle of your face.

You said that the AIW superstars are wached up hacks and rejects?

I tell you what assclown, the smallest AIW guys are Lu Yen and El Pollo Loco, I'll put them against you and a partner next week if you think you have the cohones to hang with the Mexican Pimp and the Asian Invasion!

Now, as for your opponent, you stupid son of a bitch, he is ALSO part of the AIW, god damn, you know, I thought I had seen the peak of Stupid Mountain when Paul Blair said no to me last night at Heatwave, but you my friend, have taken me to the tip of the polar cap on the crest of Mount Dumbfuck. You called Shane Hillard a rookie? You need to once more CHECK YOUR FACTS DICK FACE!!! He was in the IoA before I was. He faced Z-Pac in the finals of the Anarchy Title Tournament back in June of 2001. Then he came to the AIW and was about to win the IC title their when we lost our TV deal. Rookie? Mother fucker please, mother fucker please!

I just hope and pray that Simply Crucial leaves a smidgeon or a smackerel of your ass so that I can personally ask Mz. danky to book me against you next week.

Wait numb nuts, before your oral diahrea starts up again, no, I am not mistaken, I said Mz. Danky, as Paul Blair will more than likely be in a hospital bed the next time a card is booked. Someone will have to run the IoA...might as well be the AIW, and we can run it straight into the ground!!!

Look at my face Stickboy...do I look like I am amuzed?

**The scene fades out as Osbourne stands staring at the camera.**