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| **The scene opens to find Rob Osbourne clad in a very suave and devonair dark purple suit with his hair pulled into a ponytail. He is seated at a large dark cherry conference table in a very dark room with little to no decorative items. The only light in the room that can really be seen comes from three monitors on the wall. One monitor displays the Pro Wrestling Network. The second monitor switches to several different cameras in the casino on the lowest floor of the building. The third camera is a simulcast paramutual betting screen showing thoroughbred horse racing from around the globe. Seated across the table from Rob in front of a pane glass window that looks out over downtown Daytona Beach, Florida is the new manager of 'The Nitemare' Rob Osbourne. The first and only manager he has ever had, aside from business associations with Don Russo, the retired famed manager of Pledge Alligence. Ironically, it was Don Russo who put Rob in contact with 'The Sheik.' The man across the table is known by many different names in many different places; but his real name is Anthony Carillo, Tony by his friends, Don Tony by his Family. He speaks with a thick New York accent, and he often mixes Sicilian in with his English. Let's join them in their conversation...** |
| Tony: Robbie....what gives man, I thought you said that nickle and dime fed head Paul Blair would do business? The contract that got faxed over here and the marquee above the building says Non Title, and that ain't playing ball paizan! Rob: Hey, Blair would play ball, but evidentally there has been some shifting of power in the offices, something that they evidentally haven't let the fans know about on the air as of yet. Tony: Whadayatalkin' about? Rob: A 'little bird' told me that Blair has sold the IoA and is only acting in an on camera role, one that very soon will be changing to an in ring capacity!!! Tony: Well then babe, who's callin the shots? Rob: Dude, I know it's a New York thing, but please, if you can help it, don't call me babe. Capesche? Tony: Ah, now you tellin me what to do, see, I was afraid of this. I was afraid there would be ego battles. I shouldn't have signed that contract. This isn't gonna work. Rob: Ok, ok, you can call me babe, but make sure that if anybody asks, you don't lie, you tell em, it's a New York thing , ok? Tony: You got it doll! Rob: Aye Carrumba, this is gonna take some getting used to. And to answer your question, I don't know who the hell the new owner is. I wish I did know. But do you realize that once I 'earn' my title shot by beating the incumbant dickhead this week, then next week or the following, whoever the owner is, he'll have to give me a title shot. Plus, after that, I go after Blair. I'm doing it for the fun this time Tony, baby, and I wanna play with the Ruler. Tony: I got a call from Don Cosetti last week. You remember him don't you? Rob: Yeah, yeah, he's the little short fat smart ass in Manhatten, right? Tony: A very dangerous fat little dickhead, but yes, the same Il verme . Rob: What did he want? Tony: It seems a friend of yours has gotten on his bad side. Not a very safe place to be. He was wondering if I could squeeze you for your friends whereabouts.... Rob: And what did you tell him? Tony: I told him he might not want to go looking for this person. I know this person, or at least, I know of him, and moreover, his brother... Rob: Wait a minute, don't say another word, the TV show, remember, there's a camera on us, I know you're talking about now. What did he do? Tony: Apparently, he was sleeping with Don Cosetti's daughter. Rob: God damn, how many times have I told him to keep his dick in his pants? He'll never learn. It'll be fuckin' some broad that gets him killed.... **The Sheik backhands Rob across the mouth and draws blood. Rob just stares at him like he knows not to touch him, but would rip him to pieces one on one.** Tony: That is my Godaughter. Don't ever disrespect her again. She told me that she has broken off the relationship with him on one condition, that her father not have a hit put out on him... Rob: And I'm you're cashcow, you ever hit me again, I don't care how many bullet holes I get filled with afterwards, I will send you to hell before they send me. So why did the old man call you anyway? Tony: Balls, fucking balls the size of Boston, but then agaian, Boston, they ain't got no balls. He broke his word with his daughter. That is not a good thing. He has shown me this day that he cannot be trusted; that he would break his word with his own daughter. How can I ever trust him? Rob: That's deep yo. What're you going to do about it? Tony: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. You call your Paizan and his brother, you tell the big one to heel and not do anything foolish, you tell the other one it's safe to come back to the states. I'll take care of Don Cosetti. Rob: I'll get right on it. Tony: Rob, one last thing before you go. I am concerned; you don't seem one bit irritated, agitated, nor do you display any sign of anger. Have you learned so quicky how to channel your anger, or are you back on the shit? Rob: Trust me, if you could see things the way i am seeing them right now, you would know. I can do this. And once I do this, I will become the complete machine. Tony: And then, you will take my place as the head of the family. Don Roberto... Rob: Whoa, I don't know if I'm up for heading the Family just yet. I have alot to learn about the way your world works. Tony: You are so close, and you don't even smell it. Come with me, I want to take you with me to see Cosetti. I want you to make the offer. Show him who is running his Family now. Rob: Tony, I ain't moving back to New York right now. I like Daytona, Christina likes Daytona, llittle Rob likes it. I ain't going. Tony: No, goombah, your friend. I am going to offer control of the Manhatten branch. Let's jump on a big bird and then we'll fly! **The Sheik and The Nitemare stand and exit the room** Well that's all the time we have here on the very first episode of the new Showtime original reality show, Rob TV. Join us next time when Rob and Tony off the Don in Manhatten. Thinking of watching ER instead? Fughetaboutit! Check out this shot from the third part of this week's show, when The Sheik takes over Miami's cartel. |
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| Welcome to today's episode of RobTV, the new reality show where we tag along with the Organized Crime Boss Anthony Carillo and his new protege, professional wrestler/sports entertainer, "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne. Last time here on RobTV we saw the transgression of the former pot smoking prankster into a cold calculated methodical kiling machine. Tonight, we follow Tony and Rob to Manhatten with their body guard, Lorenzo. They are in town to 'make an offer' to Don Cosetti that involves an associate of Rob's. What does this have to do with Rob's non title match with Shawshank at this week's Heatwave you may be asking yourself? Well, it doesn't, to tell you the truth. We here at RobTV wanted to focus tonights show on the conversation Rob had with Shawshank's mother and father...while Lorenzo dangled them by their ankles out of a window of their second story home. We also wanted to show you how Rob deals with his anger now that he ain't puffin the ole wacky weeds...but that shit, that is like mid season material...you know how these reality shows are, we save the good shit for when ratings start to drop off, and since our first show was the highest rated promo segment in the IoA this week so far, we decided we would save the really graphic maiming for next week, and just whet your pallets out there tonight with a good old fashioned mob hit. Next show, we promise, graphic footage of Rob and his sparing partner(s)...but now....BADA BING! It's ROBBBBBBBBBTVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!! |
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