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| **As the scene opens we are back with Rob and Master Sum Ting Wong at the Shaolin Budhist temple where Lu was raised. Master Wong and The Nitemare are sitting across from each other deep in meditation, their bodies still and motionless. They begin chanting and almost instantly their celestial spirits rise from their bodies and we travel with them to the astral plane.** |
| Master Wong: Nitemare-San, why your astwal being wook nofing wike yor physicaw being? Rob Osbourne: Ah, now that's a long story... Master Wong: Nitemare-San, while we are in astwal pwane, no time can pass...or all time can pass. We choose at which point in physicaw pwane that we weturn to ow bodies. Rob Osbourne: Well, in that case, I can tell you that in 1991 I had my first plastic surgery; I didn't like the way I looked. I wanted to be meaner looking, so I got this horrible atrocious facelift; I looked alot like Z-Pac ironically. But after a few years of living like that, I had corrective surgery to repair the damages I had done to my face and returned myself to my natural born appearance. Then about a year ago I decided the old man in the mirror that was looking back at me needed a change, so i got another lift... Master Wong: Ah! And now you want to wook wike yoosewf again, me thinks yes? Rob Osbourne: Yeah, I guess do. I mean, I like this look, this verile 20's something cute grin and all, but Christina said it best, she didn't fall in love with what I am on the outside , but what I am on the inside. And now that you have brought me here to this place, and I see that "The Nitemare" is who I am on the inside, then I need to be me on the outside again. Master Wong: You want easy fix to bad pwobwem? Rob Osbourne: Hell yeah, I'll take it anyway i can get... Master Wong: We will wetuwn you to your body on the day you decided to get the last face lift done, and you can choose not to do it. Rob Osbourne: But wouldn't it be just as easy to go back before the first face lift and never get any of it done? Master Wong: You are getting wiser gwasshopper! Your twaining is neawy compwete, come, we go der now... |
| **Just then the old monk starts performing the mantra to return Rob to his body. Rob wakes up and is in the waiting room of world renowned plastic surgeon, Dr. Thopmson in Texas, known as Dr.T, you know, Dr. T and his women, yeah, the same Dr. T. Rob stands and tells the receptionist he has changed his mind. Suddenly the old monk lifts his astral being and they return to the present and to their bodies, Rob's body has now has returned to its natural state, having never had plastic surgery. In fact, according to this storyline, as fucking strange as it may seem, no one but Rob knows that he ever looked any different, yes, that means in your minds you have always known him as the guy with long hair and fancy clothes. Yes, I am stupid, yes, this is tupid, but changing to Buff Bagwell as a pic base was stupider, so, deal with it. As their astral spirits lower into their bodies, Rob stands and crosses his arms and stares intently at the old monk.** |
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| Rob Osbourne: Dizamn, it feels good to be back in the saddle. I owe you so much Master Wong, but now I must ask more of you. I need to know about Lu Yen. I need to know how to beat him without actually beating him. I like Lu, but he has lost his mind sensai. He has gone mad. Ever since the accident when he was dismembered he has been stark raving mad. I really am worried that he actually thinks that he can beat me. I can't get in that ring and fight with a cripelled invalid. I know deep inside The Atomic Bomb is there, but his "Lu-Natics" are starting to leave for stabler waters. I have to save Lu. I have to save him from himself. Please Master Wong, I need your guidance. Tell me, you don't have to show me, but tell me what it was that made Lu lose it...PLEASE!!! |
| Master Wong: I will do this for you Nitemare-San, but onwl because I have speciaw pwace in my heart for Lu. You know why he is why he is now, but you cannot see the fowest fow da twees Nitemare-San. Rob Osbourne: You speak in riddles Sensai, I need answers!!! Master Wong: Lu is in love with your fiance. Lu twied kill himsewf when you announce in pwomo dat you mawying love of his life. No car accident. Just Lu accident. He want to die because no Danky Hanky Panky, me thinks yes! Rob Osbourne: So what do I do to defeat him without hurting him? Master Wong: Dis cannot be done. Lu will be huwt wegardless of what you do. Only way to save Lu is to give him girl. Yes, give Lu the girl, and you will be safe. Rob Osbourne: You're out of your flipping gord chinaman. Master Wong: I not China Man, I Japan Man. Rob Osbourne: Whatever man. Look, fuck this, I'm gonna beat him to death with his artificial limbs, ok? If you want to save him, find him before he gets to the arena and transport him back to when he wanted to leave and go become a wrestler. Tell him it won't work. Tell him what will happen to him and change his mind for him. Otherwise, he's going to be one dead slant eye, ya got it? Master Wong: Your twaining now compwete, you may go and take hold of your destiny now gwasshopper! Rob Osbourne: Training? You didn't train shit old man, except Lu on how to fuck up his life and make piss poor choices. Lu, if you're out there, if you're listening, stay home Sunday. Save yourself you silly little bastard. While we both no you could take SickBoy with your one arm tied to your torso, we also both know there is no way in hell that you can make it past the opening bell in that ring with me Lu. Nobody REALLY can. There is no one in the IoA that can compare to "The Nitemare" , hell, there isn't anybody in the IoA even in my league. And they all know it. So stay home, and let me make minced meat out of Stickboy. Master Wong: Nitemare-San, you are getting a little too cocky. Arrogance leads to fear, fear leads to hate, hate leads to evil. Rob Osbourne: What are you, fucking Yoda? To hell with this... |
| **Rob grabs the old Shaolin priest and Badd Dreams him on the altar to Budha and walks out of the Temple and to his car. Time to go to Annihalation 2. We will have one last installemtn before Rob SUCCESFULLY defends his International Championship. FTB** |
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