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| **As the cameras come up from blackwe can see Rob Osbourne, seated on a black leather arm chair aboard his private 747. There are three other men in the cabin with him. One is the AIW attorney and legal counsel for all AIW employees, former professional wrestler, and three time world chmp, "The Jackass" Jack Mason who is passed out on the floor. The other two men's identities are unable to be identified by anyone on the IoA staff. The one man, obviously a bearded fellow, high on some type of hullicengenic, is reading from a movie script titled Lord of the Bong: The Twin Chambers while the other man, speaking with some sort of Asian dialect is also reading from the script. The Nitemare listens intently.**.. |
| 1: "Whoa there fella, you better put down the banana, or I'm gonna have to break out my giant machete and cut into little banana flakes, you got it man?" 2: "Ok, no problem from me! I do what you say, you have big machete, and I am not going to try and attack you with this banana....or am I?" **Man 2 lunges at Man 1 with the banana, Man 1 side steps Man 2 and pinches his buttocks and grabs his banana and takes a huge bite out of it...** 2: Hey you crazy arsehole, that not in script!!!!! Hey Robbie Nitemare, what the hell? Dis not is script! 1: Awe man, I was just playing man....did you like? 2: No, Lu not like! NRO: Hey, ixney on the uley! 2: Me so sorry, me forgot! 1: Rob, this is so hysterical, what's next, is he gonna shout "flied lice! flied lice!" or what? 2: Dis isn't in the script, this how I really sound!!!! AYE!!!! NRO: Chill little man. Hey, are you that high that you thought this was all in the script? Good lord, you are insane! Lay off the sauce man, we're just under a few hours until show time! 2: Huh? I think that Heatwave on Sunday!?!?! NO??? 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the little dude on this one, I know for a fact I saw IoA Sunday Heatwave trucks out back man, so the fact that I just popped thirty qualudes and chased them with a fifth of Vodka, you can't expect me to go out there and try and fight tonight, do you? NRO: Yes, I do. And yes, the show airs on Sunday, but that cheap fuck Paul Blair does the old one day tape delay, so, you WILL be fighting tonight, go get a 32 ounce mug of coffee and pray for the best. 2: No way! I haven't went through my prematch rituals!!!! I need to be cleaned and prepared for my big debut! NRO: You've already been here, so it isn't a debut, you will be fine! 2 & 1: Three months is a long time Rob !!!!! NRO: Look, if Chris Reinhardt can grace us withhis presence after three weeks of being all but a shadow in the IoA, so in te shadows that he doesn't realize that he and his fellow New Englander's are yesterday's news, then , as the wonderful Rob Halfor said, "He's got another thing coming!!" 1: Oh here he goes with the cheap references to Judas Priest again, what's next? NRO: Oh, I could make you sit and listen to us read the script for that horrible pot movie you made some more! Lord of the Bong: The Twin Chambers? My god, aren't you afraid of getting sued? **At the mere mention of the word "sue" Jack Mason springs up from the floor, wipig drool from his cheek as he speak's** JJM: Your honor, Rob Osbourne had no ties to the aligations that are being presented against him! He has an airtight alliby and was no where near the scene of the crime! NRO: Jack, what the hell is wrong with you, snap out of it dude! JJM: Oh god, was I dreaming again? Oh christ! NRO: What the hell kind of dream were you having Jack? JJM: A real NITEMARE! Bwahahahahahah!!! No, seriously, i was representing you in a triple murder trial, it was crazy, you were obviously guilty, but it was in the ring, so they couldn't do anything about it! It was odd really, the prosecuting attorney was Paul Rosenburg, from down in Vice City, anyway, he was representing the Osbourne family....crazy shit man! Now who did I hear getting sued? 1: That would be me, and to answer your question Rob, hell yes I do! I've been trying to find away to get sent to prison for just a few weeks, long enough to sow my wild seeds, then I want out!!!! NRO: Dude, you need to seek serious psychological help, for real! Jack, oddly enough, my biggrudge match tonight is against my cousin, and he has two punk kids that run with him, so maybe what I've been saying aqll week is really true, and I amgoing to murder him! You are a genuine fortune teller Jac Mason! JJM: No, I made it all up, but everybody knows you will completely decimate that big pissant you call a cousin. Tee hee, how about a bit of cruel irony of life for ya, his name is Gravedigger...wonder who will dig his? NRO: Now that WAS FUNNY! 1: No, that was gay, this is funny!!!! **The man starts dancing like a balerina while humming Facing Hell by Ozzy Osbourne. The rest of the men just shake their heads and sigh. FTB.** |
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