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| **The scene opens to find Rob Osbourne seated at his desk aboard his private jet while it taxi's the air above New York's LaGuardia Airport awaiting landing permission. Apparently due to the heavy snowfall the region received over the last week there are difficulties finding cleared off runways. Osbourne is talking via AOL Instant Messenger to long time ally "Devious" Scott DeVille. The following takes place between the hours of 12:00 p.m. and 1:00 p.m. central time. The following occurs in real time.** EternalHeel: Hey Scotty D, what's happening? DeviousOne: Not much you rat bastard. Heard you have a rematch with Reinhardt this week. How's that all going? EternalHeel: Awe, you know how it is, he's pulling the broken record trick "Bla bla, same thing I said last time I faced you, bla bla" typical. I really thought he would show me something this time. I mean, twice now I have gotten all jacked to face "The Future" of Sports Entertainment, and twice now, it has been much easier than I was expecting. This time doesn't seem to be looking much different either. DeviousOne: And the Pledge factor? EternalHeel: Works in my favor if anything. He doesn't just want me, he wants me with this title around my waste. He won't do anything to cost me the belt,; on the contrary, he could prove to be quite useful for a change. Just goes to how you if you give someone a chance they will eventually prove their worth. >;-) DeviousOne: Right, like when I beat you for the SWF World Title, and the SAW Undisputed Title, right?(o)(o) EternalHeel: Whatever. Why you gotta bring up old shit? DeviousOne: Oh every now and again I like to dress down and slum it and pretend I'm you. >:-)~ EternalHeel: Right, and speaking of old, what is you're old ass up to nowadays? DeviousOne: A whole damn lot of nothing. But I might climb back in that ring just to kick your teeth down your throat again. That would be nice. Then there is the whole Pledge situation. SAW ended before I was ready for it to, and he owes me retribution. EternalHeel: Take a number, Pledge owes alot of people retribution for dumb shit over the years. DeviousOne: Yeah, but I was thinking. EternalHeel: Oh brother. DeviousOne: Shut up, anyway, listen to this. The IoA spawned from the CWF, which spawned from the MWWF. The AIW, NCW, and EWA all spawned from the MWWF as well. So I figured out that for some reason, this ongoing feuding without feuding between you and Jeff Jericho has to stop. It is the very feud that must take place as prophesied about in the Pro Wrestling Bible. You two must finally stop talking shit and once and for all you need to climb in the ring and settle it. Who was the greatest MWWF bred ICON? That will bring balance back to the force of wrestling. EternalHeel: You scare me sometimes. You are so brilliant; yet so evil and twisted, I fear what you could be capable of if you put your mind to something. DeviousOne: Maybe that's why I have beaten you twice, maybe whatever it is I have over you and that Z-Pac has over you is the same thing you have over Pledge and Reinhardt. So tap yourself and ask yourself what is it about you that makes you unable to beat me or Z, then work on perfecting the defense of that very thing, as the laws of nature say if you are proficient in an attack, chances are, you are just as succeptable to a counter attack of the same magnitude. Doulble up on whatever it is that keeps you from winning against certain people, and apply it double to Rein and bam, you got it man. It's as good as in the bag. EternalHeel: I feel ya. Hey man, they are telling me we can land, I have to go. Later. DeviousOne: Hasta **The plane touches down and the scene fades out. The scene reopens up from black to fing Rob Osbourne standing next to a concession stand inside the arena where Cold Hrad Truth will take place when he is approached by a familiar face; PWN's Ira Huffingpaint. His camera man lackey begins filimg.** |
| Ira Huffingpaint: Mr. Osbourne, what a pleasure to see you again, and as you said, there you have the IoA World Championship around your waste. congratulations Champ. Rob Osbourne: Thanks Ira. I hate to say it but I told ya so didn't I? Say, how did the network take to the current events interview? Ira Huffingpaint: Actually, they loved it, that's why I am here. Apparently they interviewed Astro but he was pretty much a bore. Eric Badger is Canadian, so he doesn't even know what Iraq is. Pledge Alligance has a bit of a one sided opinion and an interview with him would be a conflict of interest. The Boston Trifecta are, well, in Boston, under about twenty seven inches of snow. So the network said, go talk to Osbourne about North Korea. So, here I am, are you game? Rob Osbourne: Is Mike Van Pro gay? Ira Huffingpaint: Really Rob, come on, like I have any way of knowing about Van Pro's sexuality. Let's set up here Jimmy. Rob, do you need anything before we mic you? Rob Osbourne: Not a thing brother, I have it all. **The camera man sets up his tripod stand as Huffingpaint clips a microphone on the collar of the World Champion's shirt.** IH: Mr. Osbourne, given the recent information the US intelligence commission has received concerning the situation in North Korea, we were wndering what your thoughts are? RO: Well Ira, tense would be the ultimate word to use. Everyday more evidence stacks up against the North Koreans. We found out yesterday from our friends at CNN discovered that one of the chemicals used to make the nerve gas Serin was purchased by North Korea from Germany. So the resistance of Germany is now being questioned as to wether it is to simply give weapons inspectors in Baghdad more time because they want diplomatic results; or because they have something to hide that may be big enough to bring about World War 3. Same thing goes for France. IH: I'm sorry Mr. Osbourne, I may have miscommunicated my question, I want to know if you think we should be dealing more with Iraq or North Korea, bluntly put. RO: Bluntly put huh? Okay, yes, North Korea is more of an immediate threat, but as to who could be more of a long term threat, you have to say Iraq and Saddam Hussein. You have to understand that the Muslim hatred for Jews and christians is what drives Arab natins. This is why there is war in the middle east almost constantly. IH: What about Democratic Presidential Hopeful Reverend Al Sharpton saying war is the worst choice that could be made? RO: I say Al Sharpton is a disgrace to Jesus of Nazareth and Ya'weh, the great I Am. Because if he has read the Bible , if any of these peace protestors have read the Bible, or the Jewish Torah, then they would know that when and if peace does happen in the Middle East that the Edn is very , VERY near. IH: True. How about the Chicago nightclub incident and the subway incidents in South Korea, do you thing they are just coincidence or circumstance? RO: Well, did MVP Z-Pac and Jeff Jericho all come back to the IoA because of coincidence or circumstance? I say they all came back for me. Yeah, that's rather pious I know, but the truth sometimes is the most hurtful thing we can accept. And hurt they all will feel, rest assured. BUt as for those incidents you asked about. Chicago is a suspect case. I mean, yeah the club was condemned but never shut down, but why did 21 people asphyxiate? As for South Korea, the guy that lit the parcel on fire says he was trying to kill himself. Well, it was a shitty job, and I don't buy it. If you are near the subway, and suicidal, you wouldn't get on a subway and burn yourself to death. You are already in immense pain, that's why you want to die, so lighting yourself on fire doesn't sell me. And if he didn't die, but 126 so far have, what exactly was it that he lit on fire? I think it is a North Korea "hary cary" attack. Mark my words. Have I been wrong yet? I said I would beat Kyle Williams for the AIW World Championsi, I did that. I said I would beat Donovan Torigianni for the IoA Internation Championship, and I did that. I said I would beat Chris Reinhardt in a cage for the IoA World Title, and I have done that. I tell you people, I see the future, and for me, it's so bright, I'm gonna need shades, but for my opponent, and the opponents of the United States of America Ira, it doesn't look good. It doesn't look good at all! **Osbourne unclips the mic and walks off as Ira Huffingpaint shrugs his shoulders. Fade To Blizack.** |
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