**The scene opens to find "The Nitemare" sitting in a suite at the highest level of the Bell Center in Montreal. He is watching the latest DVD released by the CWF - "The greatest Blair/Jericho Hour Matches of all time" Osbourne chuckles deeply when he flips the DVD case over to find that the run time is only 3 hours and has only 3 matches. The first 2 matches , both involving a combination of Paul Blair, Pledge Allegiance, Jeff Jericho 1 and 2 and Z-Pac or some combination thereof. The final match on the card is the one He wants to watch...to relive....to remember....**
		Reporter: Mr. Osbourne, can we ask you a few questions? NRO: You guys, what the fuck? Why are you here? You tell Xamin i said he can go to hell... Reporter: Sir, does that mean you will not be returning to the CWF? Was that not you who appeared this Saturday as a would be Jedi Master? NRO: Oh....(shoulders droop a bit and his eyebrows raie) you guys uh...saw that huh? Reporter: Yes, it was broadcast worldwide to millions and millions of fans. NRO: Reeeeeeeallllly? Awkward. Reporter: You mean, embarassing don't you? NRO: Ok Junior, they didn't prep you at all before they sent YOU to interview ME did they? Reporter: I'm afraid i don't know what you're talk.... OK - if you are just now reading this and did not get in its entirity before I straight fucked it up and saved while editting my template for my new rp, I am truely sorry, it was great. I hope those who needed to read it had already done so. Damnit I am getting old.