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| Computer: Attention, this promo is interactive; the choices you, the reader make, determine the path of the soon to be CWF World Champion, "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne. Please visit the page several times and try a different path each time! Thank you, and enjoy the promo. |
| Wow. I feel weird, almost as if I'm dreaming. Oh my god, I am dreaming, look at the sky, its purple. Jesus Christ....did eat too many of those mushrooms on that hiking trip last night? Oh damn. My head hurts....what the....Wow, that's me. I am dreaming. Shit, i hate it when they are so real I think it is real. Then there are those drug induced instances where you believe you are dreaming, but you really are running butt naked down fifth avenue in Manhatten chasing a three toed sloth on Christmas Eve. So I guess since I AM "The Nitemare" and I AM the master of the dream based promo, i will get the ball rolling . The only thing I can remember is that match, I don't know what it is. Is it my dad telling me something about that match or what? Oh fuck, am I just three sheets to the wind and seeing shit... or is it really you? Blast: Probably both shithead. |
| {The scene opens to find Rob Osbourne asleep in the back seat of his black Escalade in a mountainous region of Montana. The dvd player is plaing a looping disc of the EWA's birth at MWWF Stayin Alive in 1997. Outside the open door of the SUV is the apparent campsite Rob had intended to sleep in before passing out watching a particular event that was a stepping stone to his greatness. There are several empty glass Heineken bottles strewn about the campsite. The clock on the dash indicates the time is 4:30 A.M. and Rob begins sirring, but does not awake.... |
| {Suddenly out from the trees walks Jimmy Blast. He is as he was in his prime. Stocky, stern, commanding the attention of any around him. He is dressed like hes the one living at the camp site. Jeans, flannel shirt, unshaven face. He reaches out and gives Osbourne one of those "hey, I miss ya, and, for the record, i aint gay, just ya know, i miss ya" hugs. Osboure, dumbfounded steps out of the vehicle and reaches up to shut off the disc.... |
| Blast: Not so fast hotshot. You fell asleep wasted watching that tape for a reason and we're here to help you figure out why. Rob: "We?" Blast: Yes, I ain't the only camper. I'm just the first one you have met. You won't be around more than one of us at a time. But i need to tell you a secret they say might gt me in trouble. You see, each person is connected to every other person in the universe. If someone you know is in a dream, that means that that person is in some need of some sort. Tomorrow, I'll wake up and remember pieces of this dream, but not all at once. I'll think about you, probably order the PPV, but I won't call you. Too much of a man to, cause Lord knows I'll break down if we talk, and I can't go doing that now son. Rob: Ok, I follow you. But what does this mean, why are you here. Blast: Thats for you to decide hotshot. You see Rob, you are connected to Maniac, Trent Davidson, Paul Blair, Chrissy Popper, Chemical X, Jeff Jericho, and Damien Blood Rob; Blood? I knew about the rest but how in the blue hell am i connected to Damien Blood? {Blast whispers something to Rob and Rob's eyes glaze over and he grins. and murmurs "no shit"} Blast: ok kid, my job was to let you know why you are here, and I did that, you are here to find out why you are connected to these men and how it doesnt matter who gets to face you when, you will win this title, one godamned way or another. Now you must shooce who you meet next. I will remain here,by the fire, drinking your expensive imported beer. When you get back, you will have fifteen minutes to reflect then its on to the next choice. Got it? Rob: What the fuck? Am I training here? Jesus, i came up here to take a break to get my head on straight, to focus, to look deep, not run a mental marathon. Blast: Oh, you are focusing,a nd I dont think you can look any deeper. Are you scared yet? Rob: No. Blast: Oh you ill be......you will be....... {Suddenly outof the black of night two glowing orblike doors appear. Rob must now choose which door to open..... |
| Blast: So, what did he say? Rob: You knew it was Mo and Thayer I was going to? Blast: Yes, I never said i didn't know who was behind each door. i just can't tell you kid. Now. Instead of going Left or Right, you have to go Forwards or Backwards, and yes, it means how it sounds. That's all i can say so don't even bother to ask if I'll tell you who it is. Rob: Wow. Ok.... Blast: Have fun kid. You're on the right track, asking the right questions and such. Rob: Jimmy, am i going to remember any of this tomorrow? Blast: You will kid, but none of the rest of them will. At least not all at once. Sorry. Rob: No, it's cool. I understand. I have to go now? {Blast nods and again, out of the black of night two glowing orblike doors appear. Rob must now choose which door to open..... |
| Blast: So, you figured it all out huh? Rob: For the most part, yeah, I think I have. Blast: So you see how many people's lifves are changed by you having a match with Maniac. It was the same the second time, and this time will beno different. You are older, you are wiser, but you are still the baddest som'bitch I ever played this game with and even if when I'm awake i'm still to proud to call ya, I'm damned proud to have called you friend. You get em man, you nail his ass and watch out for the Headhunter, he's bound to bring it back just for you old friend. Rob: Jimmy, friend, wether its in the finals for this CWF belt, or in the match that follows, we will do it, and for you friend, I will beat him, and you can take that to the bank....the blood bank. {Everything around him dissapears and light fills his eyes as he opens them to the bright dawn sun , still sitting in the back seat of his Cadillac. He shakes his head, which is punding. He glances around and realizes he is really awake. He walks out to where the camp fire that was raging in the night dream now smolders, just ashes. He chuckles as he recalls the nights journey and then looks down to find an empty Heineken bottle....but Rob cant remember drinking out of the SUV....except the one Blast had in the dream......FTB} |